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GuyBeardmane

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  1. I am up because it is midday and I am working.
  2. That's racist!
  3. Need 49 more red balloons here. Because 99 Red Balloons.
  4. YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE
  5. I am fucking old. Send nudes.
  6. Loves her mama Loves Jesus, and America too
  7. I think it's a confidence thing. Like, you're taken so you don't go out of your way to try and make yourself desirable, and that level of comfort with yourself in turn attracts people because they see that you've got it together.
  8. Look. All I want is for this thread to continue with body positivity and potential cleavage and nudity, but specifically in my inbox. Send tits kthxbye
  9. Also, belly.
  10. PUPDATE: The babies went outside today. They have had a big day and are tuckered out.
  11. What's your dad like? I wanna meet that dad. Doo dah doo doo
  12. PUPDATE: Sleepy Belly
  13. You should know black don't crack. Oh man does saying that make me sound racist I hope not I fucked up oh shit
  14. Someone actually played Macarena on the jukebox. Like, they actually chose this song to play. Did anyone unironically enjoy this song so much they would say "yes, this is what I want playing whilst drinking and shooting pool."
  15. Look at this cute girl.
  16. Not at all. I am legit at a pool hall after midnight because I'm trying to impress a cute girl I like, except I'm tired as fuck and I suck at pool.
  17. At a pool hall after midnight like an old fashioned hooligan or hoodlum, all because I'm trying to impress a dame from the wrong side of town. I want to be in bed. I'm too old for this.
  18. I think it is a baby thing. Like they haven't got all the appropriate things that are supposed to be in their bellies so their gas is worse than normal.
  19. I think so. Ebony farted on me twice last night and both times made me wish I was dead.
  20. Did he love it and retweet it?
  21. Who is senpai?
  22. It's super rank, too. Like, not as bad as a dog fart but close. I'm stuck in it, too, because it's too cold to open the door or roll down the window to let the fart out of the car.
  23. For a second there I thought this was gonna be about how Leo is a beta cuck and Raph is totally alpha. I'm glad I was wrong.
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