GuyBeardmane

83% It's because the puppies, let's be real.

I don't bench. I couch.

She picked you. Decided you were the person she could trust.

PERFECT BABIES

Poor baby. Is she mad at you at all?

I did not.

It's often referenced that Cubone wears the skull of its dead mother. So if you take a female Cubone or Marowak to the Pokemon breeders in any gen that has breeding and you pair it with either a male or a Ditto, does that mean the mother will die when you get the first egg?

PUPDATE. The past two nights have ended up with cuddling puppies and getting peed on. Tonight we've made a breakthrough and no puppies have urinated on me.

Sleepy cuddle bugs

I will post more when I am home to take pictures of cute puppies.

Daww I love pretty baby.

No fighting. Only love.

What say you?

I would like this one but then you'd be uneven again.

Layla and Ebony demand cuddles with their breakfast.

Layla picked me, so I had to bring her home. I am their favorite chew toy. Ebony tries to nurse on my fingers and Layla just likes to chew on my hands and beard.

I have two baby puppies, but I will not create accounts for them. They can't even understand English.

Is it Dumbledore's Army?

D'ohs nuts!

These spoiled buttholes woke me up at 2:15 this morning and wanted to be held. So I did it and they fell asleep in my arms.

It's a date.

No, not kidnapped. It was Black Friday. BOGO, except they were both free.