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GuyBeardmane

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  1. Does this mean I have to sit on your lap and call you daddy, but in a platonic way?
  2. I think he was banned from the state after that.
  3. I'm so man I fucked a sea bass. Not really I just wanted to fit in.
  4. The unedited version is on pornhub. Same animators made shorts about Nicole Waterson from Gumball.
  5. Yes! The song was stuck in my head when I went to meet the pups.
  6. I hear there's a bike in the basement.
  7. Layla is surveying her toys and Ebony is playing and then she had a big yawn. Now they are both sleeping.
  8. Here is a temporary sleepy blep until I get new pics tonight.
  9. Wendy's. Wendy's has the Giant Junior Bacon Cheeseburger.
  10. It's not Kentucky.
  11. Watch the light fade from the eyes of your victims after stabbing them repeatedly. Wait, that's not on Netflix or Hulu. Nevermind.
  12. I see we have similar interests. Ay gurl how YOU doin 😘
  13. I hope I'm not too late to the party.
  14. Oh I thought this was gonna say titties.
  15. Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight.
  16. An ant that had climbed into a bottle of Pepsi and I didn't realize it until I drank it and found it to be very clingy to my tongue.
  17. I would listen to that man read a phone book.
  18. Tears in the rain
  19. Neither Blade Runner nor Akira came true. The future is bullshit.
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