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GuyBeardmane

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    Got bottles and puppy formula. They home now. Layla and Ebony. Layla is a cuddle monster.
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    Is it true that you gain the strength and courage from the hearts of the people you eat?
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    She was such a sweetie. Just cuddled up and fell asleep in my arms and I just pet on her. She woke up and gave me some puppy kisses and went right back to sleep. She's not quite old enough to take home, but apparently after I left my friend informed me that Layla came out of the laundry room and started whining and crying because I wasn't there. Felt so bad. I should have everything at home ready for puppies by Tuesday.
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    Did you get the giggle chills?
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    I had the most basic of cable. Wasn't until college I could flip the TV to channel 99 and get Playboy Channel in static.
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    When I was a kid all I had was scrambled softcore porn, until my dad got Showtime, Cinemax, and HBO. You have no idea how disappointing it was to see the TV-MA warning come up with strong sexual content and nudity, and then it turned out to be Oz instead of Erotic Confessions.
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    My school didn't have a prom. We had a Winter Formal. My senior year it fell on the same night as the XFL Championship game, so I stayed home and watched that.
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    By law I am required to reply to this comment flirtatiously. Ay gurl how YOU doin 😘
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    I doubt I've smoked over a hundred. I am a very infrequent smoker.
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    I don't believe you. You'll have to prove it.
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    She could be. If she grows up into a luck dragon, I will be okay with this.
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    Just good genetics, mostly. That and weekly scalp massage and facials keep me looking my best.
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    This is Layla. She cuddled up and slept on me. She's gonna be my puppy.
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    What is Frankie Muniz doing with his life?
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    I'm in. I will secret santa the fuck out of this.
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    Don't drink water immediately after eating a menthol eucalyptus cough drop or you will freeze your mouth and it will be painful.
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    They're part blue heeler, part boxer, and part german shepherd.
  19. GuyBeardmane
    Stupid bible belt, closing arcades and banning liquor sales in counties. I wanna drunkenly ddr.
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    Do they know about minions yet?
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    What blows my mind is that an arcade exists.
  23. GuyBeardmane
    But isn't disappearing what ghosts do?
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    Coffee

    GuyBeardmane replied to Kudasai's topic in Free-For-All

    Oh man so Hardees has these new Froot Loop donuts and they are fucking amazing.
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    Sunday morning floof
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