GuyBeardmane

Tiddies

Lol would you like some monster ham in your mouth.

Suddenly I'm imagining the pornographic version of John Henry. Contest between man and machine: who can suck the most dicks?

I mean it's R. Lee Ermey and references Mickey Mouse, so...

Fembots you say... I'm down.

Sorry, I think that honor goes to this. I mean, Metallica even said it themselves.

Remixed for 2018

BENEATH THE MILKY TWILIGHT LEAD ME OUT ON THE MOONLIT FLOOR LIFT UP YOUR HAND STRIKE UP THE BAND AND MAKE THE FIREFLIES DANCE SILVER MOON'S SPARKLING SO KISS ME

I've also kissed girls, and I also find it an enjoyable experience. I also bought cherry chapstick in case I bump into Katy Perry and she's in a smoochable mood.

I write with my right hand but can masturbate ambidextrously.

Like the stuff in the chopsticks, not the one eating it.

No. I haven't taken a picture but I should. It's fucking terrible.

Like, just straight up cooked ramen. It's terrible and I can't stand looking at her.

I mean anyone who wants the thing, go for it. I'm just disappointed because Suikoden 2 is one of the best games for the Playstation and it's not available on anything other than the Playstation discs which people sell for over $500. It would've been nice to finally get an official re-release.

No Suikoden or Suikoden 2? Terrible.

Oh deer

Kitties!

Like, it just puts me in a good mood. What things put you in a good mood?

I have two character concepts. First is Cramdong the Barbarian. He's half minotaur and half centaur. Just the human halves of both. He's quiet and studious and generally dislikes violence, although he's good at it. The second is Geoff from Long Island. He's a human bard from modern times who just wants to go back home to his garage band, but he's stuck. He has an enchanted tablet that lets him on Twitter and other sites to post memes and pictures and converse with friends. Everyone thinks he's some kind of magical scholar since he has a lot of information but he's kind of stupid and doesn't know how to use a lot of the knowledge he has access to.

Guy Beardmane from this day forward you will also be known as Lucky Bandit

What is the thing you put in the butt?