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GuyBeardmane

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    Gurl you can give me a birthday spanking anytime 😘
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    Puppies are always warm and soft and cozy.
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    Nope. At the very least I learned I wasn't allergic to bees. I probably only got stung a few times, most likely. Old memories are hazy like that. I don't like to wear shorts because of that incident, though.
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    Trufax I stepped on a bee's nest as a kid and I got swarmed and stung a lot. Try to avoid bees as much as possible now.
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    Socks Shoes Tubs of clean, warm water prior to a pedicure That's the whole list.
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    It was a terrible follow up for Doug. Then again Disney Doug was also a terrible follow up for Doug. Jumbo did Doug wrong.
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    I prefer physical books, only because of how distracted I get online. Like, gimme a Kindle or a computer and I'm gonna look up porn before I try to read a book.
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    I'm the North Carolina Sasquatch. Not the guy telling the story, but the sasquatch he draws.
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    APRIL FOOLS, YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS I'm sorry I called you stupid. And also mother fuckers. That was mean.
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    Seconded. I've been into Criminal Minds lately because the marathons. Also Leverage, which was cancelled way too soon. Even though it's not a procedural like the others, it's a great update of The A-Team.
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    😘
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    😘
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    Like, as an aquatic dinosaur with the broad body and fins on its body, wouldn't the head and neck just be at the mercy of water resistance and the current?
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    Puddles has a voice that's purely magical, and all his arrangements just emphasize that. Ujico's music hits all the marks of nostalgia and relaxation and joy.
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    Puddles Pity Party. And Ujico.
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    The other day a friend said I have shit taste in music and it hurt my feelings. What kind of little things like that get to you?
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    Don't trust whitey.
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    What's an MLM? Nevermind I looked it up. Back in my day they were called pyramid schemes. 15 miles through the snow uphill both ways.
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    Is this thread dedicated to the Diceman? Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To fetch her poor dog a bone When she bent over Rover took over I guess she got a bone of her own
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