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GuyBeardmane

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    So is Neko. Just don't let them know or they'll deny it, saying things like "I've never met Guy at all" and "he's a weirdo from the internet and posts random shit all the time." TRUTH WILL NOT GET IN THE WAY OF OUR LOVE.
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    Layla dislikes my hair bun.
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    I've got ol Lyra up to 20. Morgan is right behind her.
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    I've unlocked the pirate, but I've only completed the mage and the ranger. Still have to finish the rogue, the necromancer, and the paladin.
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    It's TOTALLY a word, ya jerks.
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    Poof, if you ever want to have a sex dream about me, I permit it. In fact, this blanket approval goes to everyone.
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    But also, solo Freddie But also, Dr. Brian May's guitar
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    Sleepy pups.
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    They don't like to sit still for pictures anymore.
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    Gurl you can give me a birthday spanking anytime 😘
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    Puppies are always warm and soft and cozy.
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    Nope. At the very least I learned I wasn't allergic to bees. I probably only got stung a few times, most likely. Old memories are hazy like that. I don't like to wear shorts because of that incident, though.
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    Trufax I stepped on a bee's nest as a kid and I got swarmed and stung a lot. Try to avoid bees as much as possible now.
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    Socks Shoes Tubs of clean, warm water prior to a pedicure That's the whole list.
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    It was a terrible follow up for Doug. Then again Disney Doug was also a terrible follow up for Doug. Jumbo did Doug wrong.
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    I prefer physical books, only because of how distracted I get online. Like, gimme a Kindle or a computer and I'm gonna look up porn before I try to read a book.
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    I'm the North Carolina Sasquatch. Not the guy telling the story, but the sasquatch he draws.
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    APRIL FOOLS, YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS I'm sorry I called you stupid. And also mother fuckers. That was mean.
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    Seconded. I've been into Criminal Minds lately because the marathons. Also Leverage, which was cancelled way too soon. Even though it's not a procedural like the others, it's a great update of The A-Team.
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