GuyBeardmane

Oh yeah, zombies are a thing.

Wait, I thought

At the end of the year they officially banned porn. And not just porn, but boobs as well. People still get around it sometimes. So now it's like PG-13 smut.

That's true.

I haven't posted in months, but I follow a lot of semi-porn and hentai blogs since they got rid of the actual porn and hentai. Anyway I always get ads for those Precious Moments figures and churches and religious stuff. They're trying to tell me that I need jesus. I don't need jesus. I need boobs in my face. End blog.

You should ask for a refund.

Today I learned that profile stuff doesn't show up on mobile.

I have a gif of Batman suplexing an alligator on my profile, so I don't know why more people aren't looking at it.

Sending boobs.

Need nap. Send boobs.

I put ranch on pizza. Fight me you scrublords

All I know is I get first dibs on Picard.

I thought they made Jon Snow OP when he went Super Saiyan.

I got Ebby hugs this morning because she didn't want me to go to work.

I think it is just right for me.

A ridiculous amount.

You only like me for my balloons anyway.

Boku No 3ko

I like all my tattoos. I put a lot of thought into them before I get one because I don't want anything I'll regret.

Whoever gets there first. That's a bunk bed joke.

I've done okcupid in the past. I live in BFE, though, so options are limited to country girls who want a country boy (which I am not), and pornbots (which I believe is a misnomer because they are not robots that do porn but rather AI spam accounts that ask for a credit card number).

😘 I'm like Oprah in here. You're my girlfriend! You're my girlfriend! EVERYONE IS MY GIRLFRIEND!

And yet I get away with it. It's probably because the mods and admins are all my girlfriends also.

You're my girlfriend too 😘