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GuyBeardmane

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  1. Oh yeah, zombies are a thing.
  2. Wait, I thought
  3. At the end of the year they officially banned porn. And not just porn, but boobs as well. People still get around it sometimes. So now it's like PG-13 smut.
  4. That's true.
  5. I haven't posted in months, but I follow a lot of semi-porn and hentai blogs since they got rid of the actual porn and hentai. Anyway I always get ads for those Precious Moments figures and churches and religious stuff. They're trying to tell me that I need jesus. I don't need jesus. I need boobs in my face. End blog.
  6. You should ask for a refund.
  7. Today I learned that profile stuff doesn't show up on mobile.
  8. I have a gif of Batman suplexing an alligator on my profile, so I don't know why more people aren't looking at it.
  9. Sending boobs.
  10. Need nap. Send boobs.
  11. I put ranch on pizza. Fight me you scrublords
  12. All I know is I get first dibs on Picard.
  13. I thought they made Jon Snow OP when he went Super Saiyan.
  14. I got Ebby hugs this morning because she didn't want me to go to work.
  15. I think it is just right for me.
  16. A ridiculous amount.
  17. You only like me for my balloons anyway.
  18. Boku No 3ko
  19. I like all my tattoos. I put a lot of thought into them before I get one because I don't want anything I'll regret.
  20. Whoever gets there first. That's a bunk bed joke.
  21. I've done okcupid in the past. I live in BFE, though, so options are limited to country girls who want a country boy (which I am not), and pornbots (which I believe is a misnomer because they are not robots that do porn but rather AI spam accounts that ask for a credit card number).
  22. 😘 I'm like Oprah in here. You're my girlfriend! You're my girlfriend! EVERYONE IS MY GIRLFRIEND!
  23. And yet I get away with it. It's probably because the mods and admins are all my girlfriends also.
  24. You're my girlfriend too 😘
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