GuyBeardmane

It'll just be the Wachowski's Speed Racer, but Poof plays Trixie nude throughout the film and everyone just ignores her nakedness.

I've got some real words for ya 😘

I can afford to put balloons in your shirt, because I am a splenda daddy.

I would have to see these boobs to hypothesize. Titties for science!

Crossword puzzles annoy me, because so many will use bad clues or words that no one ever uses. Like, I can't count how many times "ELL" has been a solution in a crossword I've done.

A certain unnamed user of the amb told me she wanted to pan-fry my ejaculate and eat it. Another told me that it tasted like meat lover's pizza, and after telling that in a chat I permanently ruined meat lover's pizza for malonloveslink.

Send tits for sympathy.

The bra could have been stuck in the drawer and only recently came loose. Depending on the type of drawers and how full they're stuffed, clothes can get stuck between the drawer and back or the leads and just hang out there.

Weekly scalp massages with tea tree oil keep my hair all shiny and healthy. Plus they feel hella good.

Michael Caine only slightly hates you, then.

<3

Rumplestiltzkin

Because I am a sarcastic jerk. <3

I'm trying to think of a way to say "I'd give you a reach-around" but make it sound all poetic.

Pen Pineapple Apple Skin

Been awake since 2:45 this morning. And NOW I'm sleepy. Jerk body and brain.

This made me rofl the garthok.

I'm still waiting for the John Wick movie where after killing EVERYONE he runs into Alex Winter and they have a Wyld Stallyns reunion leading into Bill and Ted 3.

Ever since Malcolm in the Middle has been on, I've been saying Bryan Cranston would be good. He has the charm to be a suave billionaire Bruce Wayne, and after Breaking Bad we know he can play a complete badass. He would be great as an elder Batman that's trained up Dick Grayson into Nightwing, Barbara Gordon into Batgirl, and is working with a young Tim Drake as Robin.

He's Normal/Fighting, which is not the best.

So if I'm in a video game world and worshipping due to this being my new reality, I'd pick Kefka from FFVI. He was petty and vengeful and completely changed the face of the planet when it became the World of Ruin. I'd play by his rules solely out of fear of getting fried by the Light of Judgement.

Been there. It's no fun.

That haiku is good. At least it appears it was better than chicken.

When you find a wild hair growing out of your ear.