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GuyBeardmane

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    I prefer to think of it as a sacrifice to an ancient god.
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    Yes. 2009 I resolved not to shave or get a haircut the entire year. I looked like sasquatch by the end but it was worth it. On a hot summer night, have you ever offered your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
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    Can you really celebrate his birthday? Shoryuken.
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    I'm leaning to the latter. Alternatively, it was a command for the titular white boy to keep playing the funky music for the rest of his life.
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    BAR HAR HAR HAR HAR DA EXPLOSIONS
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    The fun part of this thread to me is that I could just say what I ate too much of, but then I'd ruin the fun of everyone making random guesses as to what it was.
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    Godzilla vs. Algodon is an underrated classic.
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    I'm gonna look like a 1970s NFL player.
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    Yeah, just gonna need those straight to my inbox from now on.
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    😩
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    Are you challenging me to a hair-off? Because I'm not cutting off my hair... again. Growing out a 70s shag and letting that be where it stays the rest of my life.
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    Not to brag or anything, but my hair is so hella soft and fluffy that everyone should be jealous. Okay yeah I'm bragging a lot.
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    Sex/Life

    GuyBeardmane replied to Vamped's topic in Free-For-All

    Not just to school you on porn.
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    Sex/Life

    GuyBeardmane replied to Vamped's topic in Free-For-All

    ...that's just softcore porn. There's no genitals at all in softcore, and they try to link the sex scenes together with a narrative. I have a degree in Late 90s Late Night Cinemax.
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    Dookie and Lols
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    I'm an album cover.
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    Mushroom head
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    He never got a Super Bowl ring.
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    This is the right answer.
  25. GuyBeardmane
    We didn't start the fire
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