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GuyBeardmane

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  1. I'm gonna look like a 1970s NFL player.
  2. Yeah, just gonna need those straight to my inbox from now on.
  3. Are you challenging me to a hair-off? Because I'm not cutting off my hair... again. Growing out a 70s shag and letting that be where it stays the rest of my life.
  4. Not to brag or anything, but my hair is so hella soft and fluffy that everyone should be jealous. Okay yeah I'm bragging a lot.
  5. Not just to school you on porn.
  6. ...that's just softcore porn. There's no genitals at all in softcore, and they try to link the sex scenes together with a narrative. I have a degree in Late 90s Late Night Cinemax.
  7. He never got a Super Bowl ring.
  8. We didn't start the fire
  9. I get it, it definitely looks like an arm shredder. But it also looks moldy so I focused on that instead of saying it looks like an arm shredder.
  10. Yup, looks like something I have no knowledge of. Except that looks like mold so I'd say it's probably bad and time to replace it.
  11. I pronounce it the way he says his name.
  12. It does indeed say "Myah."
  13. ...you win this time.
  14. I'm suing for false advertising.
  15. He had a lil boy and also he wrote a massive story about killing a snake with a katana, and then the snake's body was stolen by a hawk. So I just hope that he's raising his lil boy right and teaching him the way of the blade.
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