GuyBeardmane

So last night while I was falling asleep I had an idea for Ace Attorney characters that'd go on the witness stand. Like, one would be the culprit and the other would be the accused. The accused would be Constance Tennopal, and the actual culprit you'd get to admit the crime would be Tristan Bowl. The point of the crime would be to prove that the murderer is Tristan Bowl, not Constance Tennopal. The idea made me giggle a lot. This is a fitting comment for the shit thread.

I remember back in 2016 how it seemed that Imagine Dragons and 21 Pilots were gonna change the music scene, and now here we are five years later and it's like everyone cleaned out their ears and collectively agreed both bands are trash. Anyway here's Wndrwll

10/10, one of the most iconic moments in television history. Right up there with the series finale of Seinfeld and Who Shot Mr. Burns.

That's my secret, Cap. Everyday is International Men's Day.

Contemplate jerking off before realizing it won't make me feel any better about my life so I just watch youtube videos of people playing D&D or otherwise having fun so I can at least see what its like when people do things with others.

That should be fine. Memorial Day is for dead people but all the fuckin' sales that happen show fireworks and American flags and grilling burgers.

Wrong thread.

Because you are a ravenous monster. Maul the rainbow. Taste the rainbow.

It actually increases my estimation of Mariah Carey for her to embrace the meme. Made me laugh.

Charlie the Unicorn has a finale now.

That's also part of british-colonial India literature.

Posting your hooters all over.

Why they gotta yell, though? Yelling is for suckers.

Waiting for the DOJ to take action against Trump terrorists.

In old short stories about British-colonized India, they put saucers of milk at the door. Apparently snakes like milk.

Florida man's job search It's not an uncommon thing. It's almost like all the companies who are short on labor also don't want to pay people.

This isn't a meme, but it's close enough. Haley Joel Osment is the real life version of Woll Smoth.

UHF Weird Al hasn't been a thing since 1999. Running With Scissors was when he debuted the clean shaven, long hair look. He's kind of like Kane in that regard. Kane had a longer career without the mask than with it, but people always remember the mask. Weird Al only had the jewfro and glasses for the beginning of his career from the early 80s until the end of the 90s, but for over 20 years now he's kept the same look.