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Didn't you hear? Caring for your baby and helping your daughter wjth her homework is actually fucking gay. A real man only visits his kids when he's beating them with the belt or pushing them onto their overworked wives so they can screw the maid.

Dumpster Fire would be like a candle in the wind

The ones I choose

If I ever get a tattoo in Japanese, I will deliberately have them write "Hentai" in Kanji.

Sounds like a disaster http://www.nrn.com/operations/first-co-branded-applebee-sihop-restaurant-debut-2017

I saw that horse win the race yesterday while I was at a bar. It was a pretty cool name when I saw it, but I was focusing half on the race and half on the end of Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King that was playing on the screen next to it.

I only got to watch the first three episodes when it aired a couple years ago, and this is the episode I stumble across. I just say this because I wanted to ask what on earth happened to make the show transition from Kaneki having to adjust to his new diet of dubious coffee while trying to make new friends that won't make him hungry, to getting into fights with superpowered face-distorting Bastards who are after the wascally wabbits. It just threw me off how battle anime it got when the first couple episodes were him throwing up and trying to figure out what exactly he's become after the bite.

Onaholes will never tell you that leeks are shit

I want to make a superhero movie where all of the Bad characters team up: Bad Boys, Bad Santa, Bad Teacher, Bad Grandpa, the Bad Moms, and Bad Lieutenant. They'd have to spend every movie fighting good characters like the Good Son or the Good Dinosaur, who have been corrupted by Dirty Grandpa. Every time they'd make a Bad movie, it'd be an excuse to add to the superhero roster, like what Civil War did.

The Mummy was always going to be PG-13 so that Universal could be part of an Avengers movie with Dracula and the Wolfman.

The sludgy residue on his hands is why she didn't go for a handshake after the first debate.

No Brendan Fraser, no watch

I thought Battleborn was already a fair enough warning not to try to create another Overwatch.

Four hundred and twenty, it is. Blazed, it will be.

It could be a game show testing which one of the contestant's boys are their bros, and which of their boys are con artists pretending to be their bros.

What kind of cons do you go to where everyone is DTF?

Hi-Chews and Pretz are easy to find. What blew my mind was that I saw Kewpie in a Neighborhood Walmart once.

Wet pussy

I'm holding out on FFVII Remake gameplay, but I have more hope seeing trailers for games I'd play at Tokyo Game Show.

When he beat Shaq, the barrier protecting Aaron from ruin collapsed. Now he has been tasked to atone by performing at obscure venues, doomed to continue rapping about mom and dad be getting on his nerves.

Willy Wonka? Johnny Wanker!

Hope it's the straw that gets Zack Snyder kicked out of directing any more DC movies

"Don't go to the dancerie tomorrow."