SlappyKincaid

that looks like a sweat-stained shirt, that's awful

...so arctic camo?

Yeah, i love coffee, but as a beverage, not a seasoning

the elusive chicken shrimp

I stepped in cold cat vomit in socks before. My stepdad stepped in fresh dog shit in bare feet once though.

coffee in seasoning rubs has been a thing for a few years, it's alright. Not sure how I feel about it, doesn't seem to add much extra sometimes.

literally this. the fuck kind of masturbating bull is this meal? Aint no beef stroganoff here

I liked the pretzel ones too, and the crispy ones. Didn't they stop making one of them?

They call human "the long pig" because we taste like pork or legend says.

how lewd

I also say "Eat the rich, literally" a lot lately

"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his opponent, 'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor."

don't try to rely on it, though. It's a good resource, but even though it sounds like a fancy one, it's still just a resource. It's not a guaranteed, so by all means go to one, go to several, honestly, but just stay a bit cynical and skeptical.

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