SlappyKincaid

Not as many as you'd think, although we do get a casualty now and then. There's a lot of care that goes into our fish room.

I can probably half-ass answer them, although I don't know too much about fish

The store does, but I don't handle bringing in the live animals

shitty life protip: you'll have tons of money if you work a lot and don't pay your debts

I mean, what was the answer you were looking for? Job-wise, I check in inventory at a pet store. "whatever wise" is looking at goofy shit on the internet, computer games, jerking off uncontrollably occasionally... I also dabble in shitposting.

To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.

Work. And then whatever else I want.

I'm not a doctor, but you probably shouldn't be eating balloons... ...wait... what?

I need pictures, pictures of spidah-man

I barely have time for friend friends, fuck man, I ain't got time to meet people and shit, I got bills to pay.

earf

Here's a thought. Maybe don't steal? At the same time, fuck the police, but when they actually do their job correctly for once, is it not a good day?

I was buying beer at a mini-mart a few weeks ago, and the cashier saw someone blatantly pocket something and walk out, and called him out as he went out the door, I managed to get the plate number of the car he got in and wrote it down for her. I'd like to think something came from it, although realistically, probably not. But the dumbass would also be on camera and he or his dumb friend parked their car right in front of the huge ass plate glass window, so even if I didn't jot the plate down, they were probably already on film. Fuck a thief.

Wow, that is one fat dog

I almost wonder if it was from TeamFourStar, but I don't remember. It feels like it could be one of their jokes, not sure though.

BAH GOD, IT'S ALL UGANDAN KNUCKLES AND TIDE PODS thankfully, I came across this ray of light in the darkness...

Anxious depressed medicated alcoholic reporting in

I have a girl now? Also why would I be in the club? And why would Brendan Fraser be in my town, we don't have anything here. This whole scenario is preposterous, sir!

I'm trying my best to figure out what that could be, but there's probably no chance of me figuring it out, is there?

I mean, you're welcome to have it, might need to come pick some up yourself though, because I am already in my pajamas...

she keeps choking me, and sometimes knocks me over.

Just when I think I've seen some of the weirdest shit the internet has... Maid gundams. ...what... just wh... Why?

I like how he never gave an explanation why even though multiple people asked.

It's all here on the east coast. Although for how heavy it seemed to be coming down, there was only a few inches in my driveway when I got home. Guess I'll see in the morning how much shit I have to deal with.

Just when you think you're out, there she is again, in a short skirt. And you feel good for a little bit, but then the old habits start up again... It's honestly the best analogy I can think of for boozing too much.