SlappyKincaid

You know what you need? A nice warm smoothie. Tastes like... biology. And the circle of life

My cat takes care of the mice problem, and the spiders take care of any bug problem, as long as they aren't tucking me in at night, they can do they thing.

They just want what we all want, to do their jobs and liquefy their prey and slurp up the gooey innards like a smoothie. Everyone loves a smoothie... of bug guts...and sometimes birds and small lizards

thats fucked up

but the ecosystem!

And all of them are in bed with you, waiting for you to fall asleep so they can touch your face

cleaning the sink can make smoke bombs with it

my uncle lives in hawaii, and texted me "hey a missile just whizzed past my head, they're so annoying"

you need at least 4 for it to not suck, but even then, it's supposed to be fast-paced I have it and also an expansion that adds curse words and stuff, it can be fun, but again, it's supposed to be quick

Literally none of my friends are any of those people, because I don't hang out with shitty 1 dimensional people. I am that last one, though, but it's not for lack of being, I have anxiety and the friends that understand are still friends. Literally the first half of the list is "some douchebags you hang out with a lot because you don't know how to meet and befriend new people"

Don't worry, it's not anal rape, he's explicitly stated more than once aggresively how not gay he is. So at no point should you expect anal rape from DMX, no sir no how. Definitely not, in fact he has made it a point that he doesn't want to penetrate that sweet sweet man butt.

I do this too, except with beers.

that looks like a sweat-stained shirt, that's awful

...so arctic camo?

Yeah, i love coffee, but as a beverage, not a seasoning

the elusive chicken shrimp

I stepped in cold cat vomit in socks before. My stepdad stepped in fresh dog shit in bare feet once though.

coffee in seasoning rubs has been a thing for a few years, it's alright. Not sure how I feel about it, doesn't seem to add much extra sometimes.

literally this. the fuck kind of masturbating bull is this meal? Aint no beef stroganoff here