SlappyKincaid

oh fackin ell I'm way too drunk to figure that out even for internet penis measuring contest its there somewhere though

I don't remember how to manipulate the wayback machine anymore, and also i believe i read an article about it getting cucked by corporate copywrite bullshit somehow but unrelated to that I'm drunk and stupid but i need to measure my internet penis, someone halp. Pretty sure it was 03 or 04. Might have been Grayfox1 in November 03 and grayfox01 in 04 but that was literally centuries ago

Where's the lie I guess where WAS the lie since it died horribly of AIDS in a tragic blimp accident

Help computer

Ironically I'd not played a metal gear solid game yet, but i would eventually come to understand Pat, go find a screenshot on the wayback machine, I'm pretty sure it might have been November 03 or 04 I'm too old and weak, and drunk

It wasn't that name though, I liked the X-files at the time and idk why "gray", i think because i was boring at the time and also like 14

No u Wait a minute

I'm here for historical accuracy

Grayfox1 and then i forgot the password so Grayfox01, someone would have to look it up but it was 2004 if not 2003. I think 2004. Not trying to suck my own dick, but maybe a little bit

http://homeguides.sfgate.com/plants-should-not-planted-next-watermelons-56374.html https://www.burpee.com/gardenadvicecenter/vegetables/watermelons/all-about-watermelons/article10022.html

I learned from a food show on netflix that watermelons are the sluts of the plant world and can and will crossbreed with anything resembling a squash or melon type plant, like KN said. So just an fyi that your melons are likely to be .... strange although looking for information to post here is telling me otherwise, so I don't know what to believe anymore

Dicks out for Harambe

Serious answer: No. They barely have a "brain". They are a stomach with eyes and flippers.

he has feelings of inadequacy that manifest as whatever the fuck he thinks when he posts

They have sensations. In that they can sense things.

whys simba gotta fight his dead dad? thats fucked up

heres the thing, my theme song is this:

One can only hope that they kill themselves before they shoot up a school or whatever.

I did one once with a bunch of friends, it's basically a big puzzle mystery game or whatever. At least the one we did. It was more frustrating than anything, I forget what we got hung up on but there was a lot of thinking too much outside the box and focusing on things that weren't as deep or important as you'd think. We missed some clue and found some other clue before we were really "supposed to". I don't know if I'd make plans to do one again, but if it came up as a random idea one day when we're bored as shit, yeah fuck it, wasted money in other ways. I think it was like $5-10, I don't remember. Less than a movie ticket.

.....cough

scolioliolioliolio My mom had scoliosis, shit sucked, to paraphrase her.

No one got a full eulogy, just several small toasts

If it were me and a few of my friends we could be "The Dead Parents Society" Also could be "Just Getting By" Or "Women, AMIRITE?"

It's basically a loaded spring made out of razor sharp death, I believe it. If it's already looking like it's closed up, as long as you keep it clean and covered, and just keep an eye on it for redness, swelling etc. I doubt you'll get tetanus, unless the can was from the 1950s and rusty I am not a doctor.