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SlappyKincaid

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  1. Says I have 383 hours into it. Seems like it should be more
  2. nah, I think I'm good. What's he gonna do? Have another 2 hours of people talking in a blue room, and one of them is mad about godzilla? And then godzilla stands in a field not moving except for his head now and then like a chuckie cheese robot?
  3. what are you some kind of robot? My god, SKYNET is real...
  4. None of that matters if the writing and the dialogue is diarrhea dogshit, though
  5. I have once again brought shame onto my family. I must now commit ritual sudoko
  6. http://www.grubstreet.com/2018/01/shoplifting-amazon-go-grocery-store.html
  7. I have one or two pelican cds, I didn't know they had more, I'll have to check these out when I'm not watching stuff
  8. Netflix called it "anime" so I'm also referring to it that way, even though I think it's likely just "anime-style", regardless, I watched this yesterday and went in with low expectations, and oh lord could I have been still so unprepared... It's being featured prominently on Netflax for some reason, it's just called "Godzilla" and it's subtitle is "planet of the monsters" or something, and also "part 1". I expected it to not be very good, but I said, "Maybe I'll be surprised..." It's like and hour and change long, and the premise is Godzilla and the rest of the godzilla-universe kaiju all rose up at once and basically destroyed humanity, and the survivors went into space and using the theory of relativity, fucked around in space for like 10 years their time, with the thought that it would be some other longer time on earth, allowing the planet to recover and the kaiju's to go back to sleep or die or whatever. The criteria for getting to be on the space ark must have been based on levels of egdelord angst and/or "bad anime" stereotypes, because everyone is awful. The main character is angst-ier than Shinji from Evangelion if he listened to Korn 24 hours a day, and is the worst voice over-actor I've ever seen in a long time. The amount of overacting is nuts, it's so ridiculous, and that the dialogue is ass as well doesn't help. I can't even believe I sat through the whole thing, but it was like someone found a lost episode of something, and then translated it into a language they didn't fully understand. You could play "bad anime trope bingo", or a drinking game, and be fucking done before the halfway mark, before godzilla even shows up outside of the flashback in the very beginning. Dialogue is awful and really boring. Everything is bathed in blue light. There are barely any other colors besides blue and gray. The main character is terrible and has terrible lines. The other main character is the stereotypical "blonde pretty boy with a soft monotone voice, who is sort of a secret bad guy", and also he's a religious fanatic and an alien for some reason. Every other character is like they took a checklist of "earth-escape space anime cliche characters". The action scenes are few and far between, and very short when they do happen. I still can't even believe I sat through the whole thing. It was riding the line between "oh wow this is so bad, everyone needs to see it so we can talk about how bad it is" and "holy fuck, this is literally aids cancer, and I am ashamed that I wasted precious minutes of my life watching it" for most of the movie, and then during the first godzilla battle, it fell off that line into aids cancer territory. Fucking hell, people made money off of this, and if netflix DOESN'T have people that they pay to leave positive reviews, then I'm a superhero millionaire astronaut with a flying car and a superhot wife. This was an abortion to godzilla and to anime. The Matthew Broderick "godzilla" from the 90s had more redeeming qualities than this. I don't want anyone else to suffer through this, but at the same time I almost need to know if anyone else has watched this so I can share my pain.
  9. the fuck, thats horrendously bad....
  10. I tried a durian and it didn't stink at first. It didn't really taste that bad either, the texture was just gross. But it was partially frozen when we got it and didn't know until after it had been opened, and after we had tasted it and the rest of it thawed, thats when it began to get smelly, but even that wasn't like "OH GOD WTF" it was just unpleasant.
  11. foods pretty cool. And looking at stuff.
  12. I'm not a vegetarian, but there's tons of vegetarian and even *GASP* vegan meals that are pretty tasty. If you're not trying to use tofu or whatever and "flavoring" to replace meat, but instead cooking to the ingredients you're working with, and seasoning the stuff right...
  13. i would never think of regular sausages or even bratwurst having a strong flavor, compared to chorizo. And I like some chorizo
  14. yeah, century eggs or 1000 year eggs. I've seen a bunch of shows about both that and balut, for some reason the century eggs seem more ... reasonable for me to try, even though I've heard the descriptions of how it smells and stuff. I tried limburger cheese and it does indeed smell like a dirty foot in an unwashed vagina, but it somehow tastes good.
  15. what'd you make? Salad doesn't count
  16. See, for some reason I think I would try that, because it's still an "egg", it's not a half-formed chicken. It might taste godawful to me, but I think I'd be able to actually bring myself to eat it
  17. Nope. It's up there with fried spiders and other bugs and stuff. Culture is great, I can appreciate that it's a food that is part of a different people's cultures, but they also have other food that isn't half-formed baby creature hard-boiled.
  18. fun fact, Boba Fett was the only clone to have an actual life that wasn't brainwashed slavery. And the jedi took that away from him when they decapitated his "dad" in front of him.
  19. And like I said yesterday, so do I, but I don't know if I want to eat it myself.
  20. A good sweet italian sausage, either pan fried until its nice and crisp golden brown on the outside, or slow simmered in some sauce for like an hour.... MAMMA MIA, DAS A GOOD SAUSAGE And everyone loves a grilled bratwurst. Little brown mustard, some good bread, thats all you need.
  21. Whats in a mexican sausage? What bothers you, the texture? Because the lack of texture of hotdogs, and that underlying taste and smell in hotdogs is what puts me off of them. Some german sausages have that taste, too.
  22. I don't like hotdogs, too over processed. Sausages however, perfectly acceptable.
  23. that doesnt seem very cost effective
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