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Doom Metal Alchemist

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    What is it called when you have an uninflated balloon wrapped around your dick and you cum?
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    You gotta teach your phone to recognize "no popping" as an intentional phrase. You got to keep un-autocorrecting it and typing it again and again and again and again.
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    Is it looning if you have sex with a non-inflated balloon?
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    Well if you type "no pooping" more often than "no popping" that's your own fault.
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    Does jacking off with a latex condom on count as looning?
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    What if instead of that they save all of the balloon stuff for you? 🤭
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    My work week is Sunday through Wednesday. Thursdays are great. 😄
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    Thursdays are great.
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    It's a Monty Python reference... is there anything beyond that?
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    I first learned it on Office 95, which I believe was the very last version that if you wanted to use any formula, you had to click into a cell, type the equals sign, and write the formula yourself.
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    "I'm downloading porn at 14 kbps here." - Carl
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    AT THE SAME TIME
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    It's a lot easier to glance up at a digital clock from bed than it is to pick up my phone and hold it close to my blind ass face.
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    That guy is that blind dog's seeing-eye-human.
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    Happy belated!
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    That seems pretty elaborate just to play a joke on your cat.
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    I'm pretty sure The Beatles used it in at least one of their songs. Also it's not as cool as it sounds. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_sitar
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