Doom Metal Alchemist

What about what Mr. Burns did?

Each cheek or just one cheek, whichever you prefer.

Your birthday present shall be 69..... spankings.

Wait, when did this happen?

DEATH. WE ARE SURROUNDED BY IT.

Uh.... Wasn't he marrying Carmen Electra when he wore that?

Well at least your battery died coming back after fucking, not on your way to fucking.

Any sane person would have serious doubts of any validity of a story of Trump claiming electron fraud, inciting a mob to storm the capital with guns and bear mace in an effort to overturn a fair election..... Except we all know it happened through many pieces of evidence, so yeah, that's the kind of crazy Trump is.

Happy belated!

Nada Surf?

I can't find anything I can afford AND where I would want to live on apartments.com....

I answered an ad for a room for rent in a house on craigslist.... Info not given in the posting was is it a 1 bedroom house (which is what I would prefer) or does it have more bedrooms that would be rented by other tenants..... I don't want to live with any roommates that I don't personally pick, let alone people I don't even know.... Asked the person who posted through text whether there are other tenants in the house, and they're giving me the runaround trying to rush me to make an appointment for a tour... I think I may have been talking with a bot.

Are there houses with only 1 bedroom out there?