Doom Metal Alchemist

The pills seem to be doing what they're supposed to be doing.

I heard that song on the radio one time, and liked it. I was disappointed to find out it is from one of their "lighter" albums.

$0.01

I don't know, as I am I'm not good at any sports. If I was good at any, I have know idea what it would be.

I think around 4:00 am both days

I've been sleeping a lot the last couple of days. Yesterday I got up at 5:00 pm and today I got up at 3:00 pm.

There are some good love songs out there.

Nah, it was more like 4 and a half years ago.

Last night I found an old selfie where I look fat as fuck. I new I was fat for a few years, but only because of my gut. I never realized how fat in the face I was until I saw this pic last night. Combined with the hair and the zits, probably the ugliest pic of me in existence.

Can't tell if this means punches or bjs.

Someone didn't watch Frisky Dingo...

I didn't know Nayru made an account here, but apparently she did! Happy birthday @malon_loves_link!

Welcome to you're "doom."

"I loved Air Heads!"

@Phillies explain your reaction to this post.

Happy birthday!

Oh look, there's me!

FRY'S DOG!

Hello! That username is vaguely familiar.

You're well on your way to making this a self-fulfilling prophecy. Which is probably what's been behind a lot of your cycle of misery your whole life.

I guess that's possible, as "baking brownies" is a euphemism for shitting/farting.... but I've heard "making bacon" also.

I'm assuming that's a porn site. I actually wouldn't be opposed to doing porn if a) being a porn star wasn't so stigmatized and b) there was actually a demand to see someone like me naked/having sex.

I have no idea, lol.

"Making bacon" is a euphemism for shitting/farting.