Doom Metal Alchemist

Do tell.

Never had it, but it sounds good.

What I'll do is mark a folder as read once I've read everything in there I've planned on reading. Then I'll go to the front page, and when I refresh, if I see there's new posts in a folder I like to go in, I'll click in it and browse it.

By the time I started paying attention, they had already handed out the Lombardi trophy to the Eagles.

A hat trick.

Plus they're in adjacent states.

What's-his-name is not the kind of name. McConaughey. Did I guess right?

Cuck my sock.

You think I want to scroll to wherever his name is, highlight it, ctrl+c, scroll back down to my post, and ctrl+v just to make an off-hand remark about someone I don't care about?

Infection?

Dump him. He'll take this approach to kids too.

I don't get the joke, but I also know very little about McCaughnahey or his movies (or how to spell his name).

What I would do is keep one dirty pair out of the laundry to wear while you're washing the rest, then once everything else is washed, put the one dirty pair you were wearing in the hamper.

No. The second line of my post was an edit correcting the first line of my post.

It's Sunday. Nope, you're right. I'm a day ahead.

Again?

Never done illicit drugs in my life, never abused prescription drugs in my life.

Damn, good job!

Nintendo has just announced that a Mario Kart game called Mario Kart Tour will come to smartphones between April 2018 and March 2019. It’s expected that it will release on both iPhone and Android devices. https://press-start.com.au/news/nintendo/2018/02/01/mario-kart-coming-smartphones/ The only game I play on my phone (and therefore the only game at all) I play is Solitaire, but even a fuddy-duddy like me will download this.

+1 for this.

I 100% expected after the first paragraph you were going to tell her to read your fanfictions. Bravo for being unpredictable.

Immersion therapy seems like a good solution, as some have already said. Alternatively, is public transit a possibility?

I love having a car.

What if the story about being payed by Logan Paul's manager to slander Shane Dawson was as much a bullshit story as was the story of Shane Dawson being a pedophile?