Doom Metal Alchemist

I don't know if you've been following the whole saga (I imagine you have), but either this girl is madly in love with him or naraku's just making all of this up. Or a third option is this girl is just as 4ever alone as he is, and since she's bagged a bf, she's desperate to hold on because she's worried she won't get many more chances.

It's fucking hot outside. And I wasn't paying attention to We Bare Bears, I was paying attention to an AC/DC rip off. Although, now that you mention it, if I sit out back and play on my phone... maybe our outdoor cat will jump on my lap like she used to when I would take a break from mowing the lawn. I really wish she was an indoor cat. She's such a sweetie.

It's pretty obvious what's going on. She loves you and will say what she needs to say to keep you.... but she is 100% banking on you will change your mind about having kids down the road. I guarantee this.

Oh god, am I reading this correctly, are you back together again?

I like how that dinosaur is breaking the fourth wall, going "yeah, watch us eat this motherfucker."

I'm a bad uncle, I have absolutely no interest in spending time with my nieces and nephews.

I mean, that is actually scientific fact at least in the case of babies.

I've got We Bare Bears on in the background, and some background music comes on ripping off AC/DC's Back in Black but distinct juuuuuuuuuuuust enough so they don't have to pay the band royalties. That's fairly common. But in that spot in the riff where that cool lick on the high strings comes in, I shit you not, they ripped off the lick in Joan Jett's version of I Love Rock N Roll. They inserted a rip off of one artist right into the middle of a rip off of a completely different artist. I don't think I've ever heard that before. I mean, maybe in medley form, but they'll play at least a whole section of one artist and at least a whole section of the other artist, this was inserting one artist into THE MIDDLE OF THE RIFF of another artist. Like, what?

That's fucked up. But even if he did that, she'd probably want to adopt or get a sperm donor. Married women who want kids don't typically give up that easy.

I can't.... I can't imagine "butt" being autocorrected into anything else. I know sometimes they don't like putting "vulgar" words into the mobile OS's dictionaries, but the word butt is so ubiquitous to all ages, and has a variety of non-vulgar meanings (to butt heads, the butt of a gun), there's just no fucking way it would be autocorrected into a word as obscure as Butte, I just don't believe it. I think a more plausible explanation is he saw that one episode of King of the Hill and thought it looked wonderful.

You should post a topless photo of yourself with Bob Belcher's head shopped over each of your boobs.

YES But the nipple piercings...

We know where your mind's at.

That "Forgot password?" feature like every site has is quite useful.

They were let in with the dinosaurs is what I meant.

But... that's not how the movie went.

Your dog's expression is making me think of the retarded horse from Family Guy.

Rogue... is one of THEM...

Lenny Kravitz could be your spokesman. And in-house entertainment.

I don't think they were all related in Brokeback Mountain.

If you do pull it out, watch out for those nerve endings.

Oh yeah I forgot about that.

........What the hell happened?

I's a little early for Halloween.

There's more to glitches than cheating. Like freezing the game so you have no choice but to reset.