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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That's a pretty bland way to get your point across.
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That.... doesn't look like Miku.
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    As soon as I saw the word "tators" I read the rest of that sentence in the most redneck southern drawl imaginable.
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I knew you were going to say that but how good/hellish could it have been? Edit: Wait a minute your first account was from 2004 you didn't see prospero.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Lithium or Node?
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    "You can stick your fingers in my mouth any time, bby."
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Ha, I've been there. Hot Asian dental hygienist.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    When a newspaper accidentally switched the Far Side and Dennis the Menace captions:
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    Been there, done that.
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Not one snicker, didn't even crack a smile.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I remember @SwimModSponges once saying he swore by those before he lost his virginity, but once he got laid he threw it away.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I already got one. My life is still missing something.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I forgot where that's from. Romeo and Juliet, maybe?
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    ...........You knew kids that said "hold your tongue"?
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You are pursuing acquiring a penis?
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    "In the pursuit of happiness" can sound like "in the pursuit of a penis."
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Not with you.
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    We agreed that we can have threesomes with each other.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I loved that show as a kid. Really the only Saturday morning cartoon I ever cared about. Too bad The Garfield Show on CN some 10 or so years ago sucked.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    My hand is my gf.
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Do you remember what it was that prompted his comment on your taste in women?
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That one took me a few seconds. >_>
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It's now how I WOULD wear them, it's how I DO wear them. Wacky basically answered for me.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    And now you look like your icon?
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