Doom Metal Alchemist

I think I saw something like this on Seinfeld.

Jamba Juice probably has some kind of pumpkin spice drink.

Hello!

So you consider The Tampa Bay Buccaneers your home team then?

I can safely say I've never wanted a cigarette in my entire life.

You gotta have more faith than that.

*posts picture of hand*

Frankenteddy

Happy birthday!

"I'd rather die, before I get old."

Good lord... Old people have it so bad they can't even decide for themselves when to leave the house and have some fun for the night.

No. I'm already here.

On the first con, Angus Oblong and Douglas Goldstein (Robot Chicken) were a blast to talk with.

Happy birthday Count Doomprophet, here is some doom Prophet:

That might have been more about letting her 8 year old stay up until 2:00 AM every night.

I thought he wanted a goth gf.

Sleeping, Internetting, and watching baseball.

For me, the cities are San Jose, Fresno, and Corona. I have no idea about Corona. But I was born in San Jose and lived there until I was 12, then moved to Fresno and lived the vast majority of the rest of my life here so far. As for Hawaii, my dad was born there and lived there until he was 14.

Very similar yeah. Of the three cities it namedropped, I share two of them.

I'll just post the ones I made myself...

Can't come soon enough (no offense to my own parents).

I don't feel like taking a screenshot, but the dark red comes from all of California and a good chunk of Nevada, as well as Hawaii. Which is pretty damn accurate.

I don't even use 'y'all.'

What kind of tree watches too much porn?

Eh. Clever, but I didn't even crack a smile.