Doom Metal Alchemist

You could always do a google image search and find out.

Pam Anderson's?

We have free HD porn on the Internet, nipples through a sheer dress on TV is obsolete.

Happy 5th birthday! Have you started Kindergarten yet?

Me too!

Lobster not wet enough.

You mean aside from this one?

More like "jerk" singular. Phillies is solely responsible for bringing Miku here.

Is it really futa when it's a man with a dick?

Maybe she's possessed, like in The Exorcist.

Ugh.

All the smiling faces are posing for the camera. Those white people either aren't aware their picture is being taken or else they don't care.

I only learned in recent years pit bulls are sweeties. I was lied to my whole life.

There's still the characteristic lack of any punctuation, though.

Ok, that clears things up. I know for a fact that if I bring this up to my parents, they'll demand I prove this to them, and they're not going to take your word for it, so do you have a good link that describes this?

I prefer dogs to lick my hand rather than my face, lol.

So only plastic with those arrow symbols are recyclable? My dad once told me that they don't put those on all recyclable plastic anymore, but I was always skeptical of that.

IT'S LARGE WHITE, CAN'T YOU READ?

Adorable. For any future pics you may post, can you upload them to imgur or something? I don't like having to download the pdf just to look at it.

I think Packard spelled it rainbo because this is how he knows of the word:

So Naraku, are you just going to string her along, or break up with her? Because it's obvious she wants to make it work, and it's also obvious you are not willing to take any steps to make it work.

Yeah, it's usually ultra conservatives that have problems with Californians.

Are you ultra conservative? Otherwise I don't know why you'd have such a problem with California. Are you afraid of earthquakes? Droughts? High living expenses? Like Ginguy pointed out, since you're in IT, there should be plenty of jobs for you here, at least in the bay area.