Doom Metal Alchemist

*posts picture of hand*

Frankenteddy

Happy birthday!

"I'd rather die, before I get old."

Good lord... Old people have it so bad they can't even decide for themselves when to leave the house and have some fun for the night.

No. I'm already here.

On the first con, Angus Oblong and Douglas Goldstein (Robot Chicken) were a blast to talk with.

Happy birthday Count Doomprophet, here is some doom Prophet:

That might have been more about letting her 8 year old stay up until 2:00 AM every night.

I thought he wanted a goth gf.

Sleeping, Internetting, and watching baseball.

For me, the cities are San Jose, Fresno, and Corona. I have no idea about Corona. But I was born in San Jose and lived there until I was 12, then moved to Fresno and lived the vast majority of the rest of my life here so far. As for Hawaii, my dad was born there and lived there until he was 14.

Very similar yeah. Of the three cities it namedropped, I share two of them.

I'll just post the ones I made myself...

Can't come soon enough (no offense to my own parents).

I don't feel like taking a screenshot, but the dark red comes from all of California and a good chunk of Nevada, as well as Hawaii. Which is pretty damn accurate.

I don't even use 'y'all.'

What kind of tree watches too much porn?

Eh. Clever, but I didn't even crack a smile.

Does... does that turn you on? >_>

I was going to guess there were balloons in it.

As successful of a business man Trump is, I don't know why his handshake would be limp. But then again the real world GWB probably didn't have a limp handshake either (it would be hard to get anywhere in politics with one... then on the other hand, he did have an "in" with his dad... eh).

He has a Scottish accent... Though I guess you don't have to be white to be born in Scottland... nvm

I would be ok with more Tender Touches if they get all their voice actors to record actually live with them instead of that woman that must've recorded her lines over the fucking phone or something so god damn retarded. It looked like it was probably some art/film school student's final project, but didn't they know ANY other woman at all that could've played that part? Put on ad on craigslist, "Hey looking for a woman to voice a character on a cartoon, will pay in pizza and beer"? Not one single woman that could've recorded her lines actually with them was available?

Really Luanne and Lucky were absent through a good deal of the show, so I think they could get away with writing them out by having them move to another state or something.