What likely happened:
Fuggs to doctor: "I eat this much fruit a day."
Doctor to fuggs: "Keep on keepin on."
And somehow fuggs equates this to when you and lb said she'd get diabetes when she considered eating literally nothing but giant fruitbowls for all her meals until she reached her target weight.
So you told your doctor you eat fruit bowls for every meal? Because that's what you were discussing when still me and lb said that would give you diabetes.
And no, I'm not going to prove it, I don't care enough. Declare yourself the victor if you want.
I relate to it a lot, as I have a history of doing that A LOT. Mostly to video game controllers and laptops.
There's really nothing to understand. When someone is in a fit of rage, logic often goes out the window. You just get a knee-jerk desire to break something, and what ever's closest to you is going to get the brunt of it. You don't think about what you've done until you've already done it.
I think my bipolar meds have really helped me stop breaking my things in fits of rage.
This reminds me of one of my favorite Family Guy gags. Peter's trying to watch TV and he goes, "Oh god, I pushed input! Lois, I think we're going to have to throw away the TV!"
Well presumably you would've been far enough away from the lion that people would just think you're taking a picture of a lion in general, because you're at the zoo, and you're like, "Hey cool, a lion!"