Doom Metal Alchemist

$25 bill for dinner for two, or two really cheap bastards?

What about in 2024 when a democratic president will probably be elected, and they probably make marijuana legal at the federal level?

What about this?

Be creative, make an IPA float, but instead of a scoop of ice cream, use an ice cream sandwich.

Having never saw that movie, I assumed that was 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM...

An empty toy store that isn't Toys R Us?

Some of that speech bubble is cut off, what's left doesn't form a coherent thought.

Take my guitar with me to the toilet.... sounds like fun...

WHAT IS THIS THING, AN ASS WIPER OR A GUITAR AMP?

You bring up a good point. But I am not much of an ass-man anyway. Though Boo's is pretty nice...

Does that thing spin automatically, or do I have to sway to and fro?

I haven't seen Angry Beavers in quite some years, but I thought I remember it being much zanier than We Bare Bears.

Depending on how old I was... Paleontologist Doctor Video game tester Rock star

In your butt?

Can I touch your boobs instead?

If I don't leave the house on a given day, I'll remain in my pjs all day long.

Local stations. My being fed up with classic rock radio is two-fold. One: They started playing shit that was new when I was a teenager that I hated, which I listened to classic rock radio all those years ago to AVOID. Blink 182, Lit, nu-metal in general, etc. So they added a bunch of shit I HATE to their playlist, but the same songs from the past decades over and over and over and over...

I got tired of classic rock radio and I don't feel like attempting any other stations/genres other than the one general rock station... So I got a bluetooth speaker I can play music from my phone on while I drive.

I've only heard Orgy's version and I hated it when it came out.

Coffee. But coffee was an acquired taste. Maybe I could acquire a taste for tea as well? Eh, I don't care.

Kitten would be preferable to zoo. In the zoo, look but don't touch. You can play with that kitten all you want!

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Her arm looks like it's melting.

I'm not talking about her nipples showing through her dress... I'm talking about the topless shoots she did for girly mags back in the day.

Pics Come on, you knew it was coming.