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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Now that poof's gone, we have GuyBeardmane for this.
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Blow a fart at a balloon.
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Boo
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I've had similar fantasies.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    The only thing that restricts him is how easily he's triggered.
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Is... Is that a giant robo-dick?
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You missed the edit.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I can't tell if that's in response to my first comment or my second comment. And I will always go back to the carpet store.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Never heard of it.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Viper already had the theme-character alt Kermit the Frog. This seems right up his alley.
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    What is this from?
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Eat lunch, then get back to work...? Anyway, I've never been to a strip club.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Yo mama so fat astronomers have classified her ass as a supermassive blackhole.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    When her community college professor told the class to read about Sisyphus, she cried out, "I DON'T NEED TO READ ABOUT NO DAMN STD'S, BITCH I'M CLEAN!"
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    No chicken? Surely they served something with grilled chicken.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    The title alone screams "Wonder Twin powers, activate!"
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I've broken exactly one pair of glasses in my life (out of 25 years of wearing them every waking moment of my life), and that was in a fit of rage.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Happy birthday!
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'm pretty sure what mini_ghost meant by "normal" was stuff that's perfectly legal. He used coffee as an example.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Does he have to fucking full on climb on to his desk to sit at his chair?
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That's going straight into my last will and testament.
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I think I went to bed like a half hour after I posted that.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Why would anyone want to restrict their "normal" merchandise to the deep web, where far less people are going to see it?
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I can actually see teens getting on board with this one... Unlike the "All butts are better than cigarette butts" one (wouldn't cigarette butts be included in 'all butts'? Basically 'cigarette butts are better than cigarette butts.' )
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Happy birthday, Merle Haggard!
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