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What game is that from?
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What kind of shirt to you wear to a comic book brunch?
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to SwimModSponges's topic in Free-For-All
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Dang, even Yngiwie Malmsteen had a (or multiple) hits in the 80s? How come they never come on classic rock stations?
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25 members online yet no one's posting anything.
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to TrigunBebop's topic in Free-For-All
That sounds like something that would happen in Tom and Jerry. -
Quallatex brand, amirite?
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Yeah I've gotten free ticket prizes in CA.
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Oh come on now, it's not like @SwimModSponges was its author.
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Yup, that's the endgame. Is the IB facebook still a thing? Because that might be his next target after your discord.
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If you're referring to that striptease by Jamie Lee Curtis, I am going to scream.
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Meh. Posting coherently on a phone WITH autocorrect is still a million times harder for me than posting coherently on a computer. I think autocorrect is the only thing that makes posting from mobile even semi-bearable. If you can't tell, I hate typing from my phone. I'm from the time period where the Internet was getting super popular when I was young, but it still pre-dated smart-phones by quite some time, so I got so used to typing on a computer keyboard but phone keyboards fluster me.
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Accidental double-posting has happened to us all at one point or another.
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Watching the purge...where would UEMB be during the purge?
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to fuggstop's topic in Free-For-All
@SwimModSponges setting numerous traps for Ginguy, who will never cross his path. -
............................Does that guy think he should've been put down when he was 12? If so, why didn't he take the initiative? He seems to have such strong feelings that he doesn't deserve to live but, here he is...
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There's a spider hanging out in the kitchen sink
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to Hornshire's topic in Free-For-All
Well if you want to make a list of all the phobias I have for each and every creepy crawly, ok then. Ok so arachnids don't have the same exact type of body as insects... The point is, there is literally nothing less scary about a spider than there is any other "harmless" insect. The fact that it has different biology has no meaning. Yes, most spiders are harmless. But so are most insects. But one of the reasons you like spiders is because they eat insects. Hm... -
Switching over to PG.... I like how every single Pixar film is PG, while Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a movie that features decapitation, dismemberment, blood spurts, and mentions of oral sex and erotic spanking was also PG.
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There's a spider hanging out in the kitchen sink
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to Hornshire's topic in Free-For-All
I'm not arachnophobic either. The fact that it has 8 legs instead of 6 does not phase me. I fear most creatures of that general design, regardless of number of legs. The thought of a spider crawling around on my face is just as horrifying as the thought of a beetle crawling around on my face. -
Replace "genius" with "stable" and I'm there with you.
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For the best work out, I highly recommend
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to KimopoBotar's topic in Free-For-All
I made a 7 hour drive to Vegas last weekend (and another 7 hour drive back) to see a concert. I could've instead made a 4 hour drive to L.A... but for some reason they thought booking the 2 hour and 45 minute set in L.A. in a standing room only environment would be a good idea. NOPE. Drove to Vegas so I could SIT THE FUCK DOWN. I don't have fucking legs of fucking steel. -
There's a spider hanging out in the kitchen sink
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to Hornshire's topic in Free-For-All
If you're going where I think you're going with this, the addition of two more legs doesn't make the thoughts of them crawling around my feet, legs, belly, my sleeping face, in my nose, in my mouth, in my ears, any less horrific. "OH GOD A SIX-LEGGED THING, KILL IT!" "Oh, but it doesn't have six legs, it has eight." "Oh, well that's completely different then." -
Remember that one thread in IB that got to 10,000 posts
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to Naraku4656's topic in Free-For-All
You're thinking of the sex Mexicans. -
How do premie babies look so real on doctor shows?
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to fuggstop's topic in Free-For-All
Highly talented prop departments. -
Women who get upset abt their man watching porn
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to fuggstop's topic in Free-For-All
As long as they don't have problems with me watching porn while I'm single, or if I'm dating someone who is "saving themselves for marriage." I do think it's encouraging that it seems fairly normal for girls to grow up watching Internet porn now too, thereby not thinking guys are gross perverts for doing so. -
Ninja Gaiden for NES, but mostly for the music and cutscenes. The music in that game is stellar.
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Viper: Routinely spazzes out, and expects everyone to forever forget about it.
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I like how a bunch of people on here are routinely shit on, but none of them feel the need to take the whole site down, while viper thinks that shitting on him crosses some kind of line that only applies to him, not everyone else who is shit on, and not even the people HE HIMSELF has shit on (KN, rogue, pat, buddy, zeni).... But no, shitting on viper is crossing the line that we all must pay. Because he's special, I guess.