Doom Metal Alchemist

I'd just drive to the store and buy some Mountain Dew.

...............So what happened in ~60 or so years that we need MORE calories? It's common knowledge that the American lifestyle is far more sedentary than it used to be. Wouldn't that mean we need FEWER calories? Anyway, you picked a number for EVERYONE as a MINIMUM TO SURVIVE. And that number is fucking huge. As you later acknowledged, it's different from person to person (of course your initial post threw that out the window), but, like I pointed out, it varies WIDELY from person to person, and katt named various factors that contribute to that variation.

People hunt foxes (so I think it's reasonable to assume they eat them too), and it's a hillbilly stereotype to eat 'possums.

I don't know what's worse; his spelling, or that he's serving cat.

Take up a musical instrument.

My question was rhetorical.

Is that why the nutrition labels on food are based on a 2000 calorie diet? How many calories you need a day varies widely from person to person.

how the hell do you still have your tits?

Personally, I prefer the traditional top/front cleavage view.

Although if it's these guys let them keep going.

@TrigunBebop I think this is what you meant to say.

What game is that from?

Dang, even Yngiwie Malmsteen had a (or multiple) hits in the 80s? How come they never come on classic rock stations?

That sounds like something that would happen in Tom and Jerry.

Quallatex brand, amirite?

Yeah I've gotten free ticket prizes in CA.

Oh come on now, it's not like @SwimModSponges was its author.

Yup, that's the endgame. Is the IB facebook still a thing? Because that might be his next target after your discord.

If you're referring to that striptease by Jamie Lee Curtis, I am going to scream.

Meh. Posting coherently on a phone WITH autocorrect is still a million times harder for me than posting coherently on a computer. I think autocorrect is the only thing that makes posting from mobile even semi-bearable. If you can't tell, I hate typing from my phone. I'm from the time period where the Internet was getting super popular when I was young, but it still pre-dated smart-phones by quite some time, so I got so used to typing on a computer keyboard but phone keyboards fluster me.

Accidental double-posting has happened to us all at one point or another.

@SwimModSponges setting numerous traps for Ginguy, who will never cross his path.

............................Does that guy think he should've been put down when he was 12? If so, why didn't he take the initiative? He seems to have such strong feelings that he doesn't deserve to live but, here he is...

Well if you want to make a list of all the phobias I have for each and every creepy crawly, ok then. Ok so arachnids don't have the same exact type of body as insects... The point is, there is literally nothing less scary about a spider than there is any other "harmless" insect. The fact that it has different biology has no meaning. Yes, most spiders are harmless. But so are most insects. But one of the reasons you like spiders is because they eat insects. Hm...