Doom Metal Alchemist

Is money all that matters?

This part of the poll made me smile: It always seems like I'm the only perpetually single person who doesn't mind Valentine's Day.

lol dude has a prison record, eh, who cares, dude has no car, KICK HIM TO THE CURB.

Why? I thought you of all people would be wrapping it up in LATEX condoms anyway...

I'm so glad I had work last night.

Why?

That stopped helping me when I was still a teenager.

Either getting through his door is an ordeal, or he got a wide ass bedroom door custom made.

I got up early (for me) but I was busy all day.

Or you can name him Cy. And say "Cy clops."

Dream Theater. Fanboys completely ruined them for me like 15 years ago.

Nah man, that's the smart person's way out. The coward's way out would be a toupeé.

Of course he sits and plays video games all day, what the hell else is he supposed to do? I'm sure he can't even fit through his bedroom door.

Eh. I know I can be doing way worse though. This is definitely the best job I've ever had when weighing both the enjoyment and the pay. The most enjoyable job I had didn't pay much, and also I tried that job again a decade later and it fucking sucks now. I also love working nights, which is what I'm currently doing. Definitely not the greatest job in the world, but it definitely works for now.

CLOSE! BadCannon is one word.

The only instrument I play is guitar.

Because everyone is that cringe-worthy when they're 16?

Now when you say "baseball slide," do you mean hands first or feet first?

I thought one dog barking causes a giant domino effect of all the dogs in the neighborhood barking.

The seventh level, specifically.

I was fucking TERRIBLE at Contra. WITH the 30 lives code I could only get to like level 3. I never owned it though, only played it at friends' houses.

Lost Levels was a good game too.

Bad mini_ghost, bad!