Doom Metal Alchemist

He gets to watch Toonami on Saturdays.

It was sunny and warm here. I was wearing shorts all day, even when sitting outside with friends at 11:00 PM.

This. On work days, it usually takes me a few hours to get going. When I get up I drink coffee and take a multivitamin. But by the time work starts, I'm still usually tired. Then at first break I'll get a granola bar and a Mountain Dew, and that's generally when I start waking up.

I'm betting the porn was the catalyst behind the divorce, too.

Happy belated! Yeah, I'm just gonna pretend writers still use typewriters.

Still good, but plenty no more, amirite?

Who / what is that mask of? It looks like a bear, but what bear?

Yes?

You forgot to draw the worms!

I can't believe you took the time to draw that.

Pre-Tim and Eric, maybe.

Not a reflection on you or your job, but a coworker of mine got accolades from a manager about doing the same thing some months ago. I have no idea why he apparently does it or why he gets accolades for it. In our position (he has the same job as me), we are literally unable to do any work at all until official start of shift. What the fuck is he doing there an hour early? Staring at his phone and getting snacks?

She's probably just typing the whole thing out. When you @ someone then type the whole name out, it won't actually tag. You have to actually click on the name when it appears on the screen for you to select it. @midnight. I didn't click the name here. It won't tag.

Photos aren't going to help any. No legit immersion therapy just uses photos. You got to be around the real thing. For insect phobias (yes I know spiders aren't insects, whatever) traditionally the immersion therapy would include having the bugs actually crawl on you. Whether or not that's true of bugs that can kill you with a single bite, that I don't know.

I don't get it.

Proper nouns are not allowed in Scrabble.

That's the whole point of immersion therapy, you do something you can't stomach until you CAN stomach it.

You're not going to get over it just by glancing. You're gonna have to outright stare at people's feet. Have disco tell your friends about your phobia and how you're trying to conquer it and ask if you can just stare at their feet so it doesn't seem creepy.

I have a spare ramen noodle. Want it?

I work an entry level job in a warehouse.

It hella threw me off that you called her "pail" lmao

I'm not an assman at all, but.... that's a nice ass.

I'm sure you make a shitton more than I do.

Amen.

You should do what you feel more confident in, either succeeding at this job, or getting more local interviews. Or even acing the interview you got coming up. That's the best advice I can give.