Doom Metal Alchemist

Bless you for dating a shorter guy.

lol nvm I just realized what those are.

"My" first car was a 1989 Honda Accord. It was my mom's (we bought it brand new) and when I began driving I sort of inherited it but my mom still used it. But then she got in a wreck and totaled it (this was somewhere in the early-mid 2000's). In all that time we had that car it never crapped out on us.

I don't know if you've seen the dirt, but you don't want your favorite artist making a movie like that. It's basically just Motley Crue masturbating all over themselves about how awesome (they think) they are. I haven't seen Bohemian Rhapsody yet.

*bleep*

You haven't had real fried chicken until it feels like you're going to have a heart attack right after eating it.

Nope.

I don't know what either of those are. You're showing your age, old man.

I'm convinced that if Mel Blanc was still alive, the actual "Loony Tunes" cartoon (not spin offs like The Loony Tunes Show and Wabbit) never would have stopped making new eps.

I would split it into two separate days.

I don't have any alts.

What about 16-bit video game avatars?

nvm

I myself wouldn't know anything about this, but my friend was talking with me about this just earlier today. He said if he was ever looking for something serious again (which he isn't), he would never use a dating app for it. According to him, women using dating apps just want to fuck, not have a serious relationship. You meet women who want to have a serious relationship by meeting them through friends, friends of friends, etc. Maybe the guys you're talking to / meeting on dating apps have a similar thought process.

"lol" is to Internet lingo what "cool" is to irl slang. That ain't ever going away.

womp-womp

pwned Awesomesauce

Don't worry. I fucked your mother last night, so at least that part is true

Star Trek memorabilia.

It's an old SNL skit.

Beat me to it.

It's funny the music they used in this skit is Beautiful GIRLS.

I don't know if you managed to play VI yet, but that's where I recognize him from. He wasn't very prominent though.

*insert that GOT DAM THAT HOT pic here*

Hey, that's mean! But what I meant is that musicians tend to be very judgmental about their obscure taste in music being far better than the "fake ass shit" "mainstream" listeners listen to.