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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I was.
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    delt.
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Yup.
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That's the one.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You found one I forgot about ( : S ) but the other goofy lol is still missing.
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    The embarrassed one, the other goofy lol one, and the heart.
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Go back to bed, then? I'm assuming you don't work on Saturdays.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    They were one of my most hated bands in high school.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Cocktail wienie.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Fixed.
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I wonder if that's an f2m transgender. I wasn't aware man-nipples got that big.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Happy birthday again, since I did not know this was the first thread.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Happy birthday!
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You missed two Dylans. Oh wait, this is a top 3 thread, nvm.
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Someone doing karate.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Arnold Schwarzen****r. LOL "Bigga Nigga" is simultaneously way dumber and way funnier than my punchline.
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Oh, also, years ago I came up with a very similar offensive joke. What do you call a black body builder? I'll leave it to you to figure out the punchline.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I have not heard of that movie. He was in Independence Day, though.
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Took me a beat.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    My guess was "a puppy."
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    HA! I guessed it right!
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I most likely haven't, lol.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Warning: Some people may find this offensive. Anyway... What is Harvey Firestein's favorite brand of gum?
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I've tasted balloons. They do not taste like chocolate, dark or otherwise, to me.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I gotta call bullshit on that.
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