Doom Metal Alchemist

How about this: You can milk anything with nipples, as long as it's female... and lactating.

But he wasn't talking about Zeus, he was talking about whatever the Christian God's name is. (Jehova?)

Ah yes, I know the struggle of having to wearing shorts and no shirt indoors in the winter because of my mother too.

Sometimes I purposely miss doses of my medication because I want to be up for an extended period of time. I started doing this when I was in grad school, and I always procrastinated so much that this was the only way to get all my homework done on time. Finals week, I think my first semester.... I stayed up for about 80 hours straight. I had all day to finish my last paper, but I literally could not think. I was afraid to take my pills and go to bed, because I thought I wouldn't be able to get up in time to finish my paper on time. But I had no choice, because I couldn't think, so I was stuck. So I went to bed at like 11:00 AM, woke up at like 9:00 PM, finished my paper and turned it in like an hour to 30 minutes before the deadline. Yeah!

Well you know how the gays love manscaping.

Oh my god no.

I mean, how it goes in the bible is that we are all BORN with ORIGINAL sin, so we are all sinners just by nature of being born, which is exactly what Jesus died for, so there's no need for us to do any sinning on purpose...

But at least salads give you fiber. Right...?

I never looked at it like that before...

Once we get them printed, want a sticker of my band's logo? It won't be the one that's in my sig currently. It'll be way different.

I don't wish death upon packard, but I do wish somehow, in some way, his ability to connect to the Internet would be forever lost.

Is there such thing as applying to a job you DO want? I feel like this regardless of what job I apply to, because getting a call for an interview, let alone a job offer, is like winning the fucking lottery.

I have no idea what the fuck this means. But it reminds me of when my eye doctor gets me to read the chart on the wall without my glasses.

You realize that post was to buddy, right? I even quoted him.

You sound depressed. Or sick. If I feel like spending the entire day in bed, it's one of those two.

I started sleeping with the TV on because I had panic disorder, and lying awake at night I was always thinking about how I'm going to die. Turning the TV on, even while not watching it, gave my brain something else to focus on. My panic disorder seems to pretty much not exist anymore, but I got so used to sleeping with the TV on that it's just too quiet without it. Like my brain won't turn off. This is a symptom of my bipolar disorder.

You know what used to bug me before I started sleeping with the TV on? Here during the summer, it is absolutely mandatory to sleep with the fan on high. Then when the weather cools down and the fan now makes the temperature too cold, the silence is DEAFENING.

I cannot possibly imagine Weird Al doing the Super Bowl half time show. The whole point is to be as flashy as you can be, and that just doesn't seem like Weird Al at all. Though to be fair, I have never seen a Weird Al gig, not live, and not on video, so what do I know?

I always looked at it as you're getting a sample of their product line.

I guess in the height of the summer heat, if you feel your electric bill is getting too high, you can use that instead? *shrug*

For someone who gets as little sleep as you do, how do you NOT drink coffee?

STFU, Denis Leary. I don't mind the so-called "caffeinated milk shakes" but I get enough sugar already. The whole reason I started drinking coffee in the first place was to cut down on sugar (prior I was getting all my caffeine from soda).

When I was younger that worked for me every time but in more recent years it stopped working.

It has never occurred to me to put anything in coffee aside from milk, cream, or sugar.