Doom Metal Alchemist

Except it's all one word and I don't think they capitalize anything: iwrestledabearonce.

I don't know. Off the top of my head, maybe Dust in the Wind by Kansas. Seems fitting.

You must not have been a kid during the Reagan era.

Well, one crisis averted. I talked to HR in person, I was put on day shift in error, and they fixed it, so I'm scheduled to work that night, now.

I might just go to the building in like an hour and ask HR in person. I don't think I have the patience to wait for an email response. Last time I emailed HR it was at like 12:30 in the afternoon, and they didn't get back to me until about exactly 14 hours later. I don't think any excuse is gonna help, but I can (and will) use PTO for the whole day if they did this on purpose.

I just found out about it this afternoon through a voice mail. I don't work today.

I'm just saying, anyone who I would choose as my "waifu" I'd want to bang, and hard...

Oh, I thought this was going to be an extreme variety of "riding the cotton pony."

Home Run, My dear Philadelphia Phillie.

lol, it kinda is. Not my ACTUAL shift, but what I'm scheduled for next saturday for some reason. I'm hoping this is a mistake, but I don't even know if what they did is legal. My normal shift is form Sunday - Wednesday, 6:00 PM to 4:30 AM. My mandatory overtimes can range from Saturday from 6:00 PM to 4:30 AM, or extending any or all of those 5 days to end at 6:00 AM. They scheduled me next Saturday for 6:00 AM - 6:00 PM. What the fuck??? This is the day shift. I work the night shift. Any and all mandatory overtime I may get is supposed to occur on the night shift. Is this even legal? I'm gonna be super pissed if they did this on purpose.

Freudian slip? Excuse me, are you implying I have a scat fetish? 🤨

What, no Vegeta?

I sent an email to HR about my shift, but unfortunately, I didn't proofread the subject line before I sent it because I misspelled "shift" as "shit."

lol @ the bottom one. panic: "I want to have a threesome with this anime chick." anime chick: "Aww, do I have to?"

Curses, I'm caught!

Rangiku and Lady Tsunade.

Several times.

...........why didn't you post Scrooge McDuck?

Oh yeah.

Craigslist.

That sounds like Capcom is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for Mega Man robot masters.

It took me too long to get, but once I got it, I snickered. Good job.

Watermelon Jolly Ranchers taste like barf.

That would murder my jaws. 😄

Fruit Stripe bubble gum is a thing. @molarbear, is the reason you go through Fruit Stripe like it's going out of style because the flavor only lasts a few seconds before it's gone?