Doom Metal Alchemist

Vampenis

Last year I read a rumor online that Jimmy Garapolo (however you spell that) was dating pornstar Mia Khalifa. If he's dating a pornstar, maybe he's wild enough to give you a bj.

Yours is That_One_Guy_With_The_Large_Penis

Doom Metal All Penis

Why would I imply "legitimate" speed runs are tool assisted?

I hear most speed runs posted online are "tool assisted."

Actually I don't think it was you, I think it was in IB and I don't think you ever really posted in IB at that point in time. Not saying you didn't post it yourself, but it was probably someone else posted the one I clicked.

I need to give this soundtrack another shot. I always loved the game, but compared to the other SNES Final Fantasies, the soundtrack (as well as the story) seemed weak in comparison. But there are two songs from the soundtrack that I always loved:

I love this one. I've never played this game, but a long ass time ago someone on ASMB posted it and I was entranced. Those added ocarina sections are amazing.

Due to the nature of the part of the game its in, this one is pretty damn short and repetitive, but kicks ass:

Not for all the Sechuan Sauce in the world (yeah I'm not gonna look up how to spell that).

This sounds different from how I remember so I don't know if this is the official version or a fan made one.

That's interesting. I'd like to know how you chose what the guy is wearing. Very, I don't know, 40s looking?

Are you serious? It literally pissed off the creator of the character that so many of the fans wrote the question in constantly. 😂

HOW DO YOU TYPE WITH BOXING GLOVES ON????

I smirked.

"I've had enough, I've had enough, good god, pluck me"

As long as the guitar doesn't tell the therapist he likes to finger A minor.

What pisses me off is a combination of forced updating AND not being able to do new passwords that are SIMILAR to old passwords. It's like, do you want me to reset my password every time I want to log in, or do you want me to to write my password on a post-it note and stick it to my monitor? Because one of these things is gonna happen.

I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day the rubber was supposed to arrive, a truckload of potatoes showed up instead. Pringles is a laid back company; they said, "Fuck it, cut 'em up!"

Ah yes, I remember the days of taping a paper sign that says, "RECORDING. DO NOT DISTURB" on my bedroom door.

That was terrible.