Doom Metal Alchemist

The spoken word bit: Gotta give special mention to Kanye (at least I think it was Kanye) for sampling King Crimson.

Agree with mail order catalogues. I'm not sure I agree with phone sex lines.... I'm not convinced seniors are their main clientele, even now. I guess it's possible though. My friend has a mobile home.

I despise that song too, but it's by the Proclaimers. The Pretenders is the band with singer/guitarist Chrissy Hynde (however you spell that).

Yeah, that one.

I find Hotel California massively overrated, but I don't hate it to the point of the other three songs I mentioned. It may actually be my least favorite of the Eagles' hits though. I like Life in the Fast Lane a lot more and I can't remember the title or even the exact lyric, but the one about wild nights is a lot better than that song too.

I almost never listen to the radio anymore. Pretty much any station I would listen to is either all classic rock or majorly classic rock, but there's two problems with that: They play the same songs until the end of time, and in relatively recent years my most hated rock genres, post-grunge and nu-metal have been getting regular rotation on classic rock stations. I started listening to classic rock stations as a teenager to get away from that shit. Basically the only time I would listen to the radio is in the car, but now I play music from my phone on a bluetooth speaker. Before I got fed up with the radio, probably the songs in heavy rotation that I hated the most were White Wedding by Billy Idol, Jack and Diane by John Cougar Melloncamp, and Centerfold by The J. Geils Band.

I can't tell if The Colonel is the devil or if he just opened the ark of the covenant.

Heh, pre-Friends Matt Le Blanc in a ketchup commercial?

Now THAT'S a bloody mary!

Yum, garage door. Looks delicious.

Nice to get an agreement, but.... didn't you say you smother your fries in cheese and bacon?

*barf*

So do I, we have salt shakers full of salt. 😜

lol NO 😆

No ketchup, I like to taste the salt. EDIT: I know that in this modern Internet age, it might seem like I said I enjoy making people cry, but that's not what I meant.

I'm curious about this.

Eh, close enough...

"Once there was a man" is not a great way to start any piece of writing unless it's going to be along the lines of "Once there was a man from Nantucket..."

If it's still there when you go to sleep, would it be better or worse if it's not there any more when you wake up?

Landline home phones Print newspapers What are some others? Maybe the resident Gen-Xers can tell us if they think their generation will keep things mentioned in this thread on life support even after all the boomers are gone.

Looks more like he's being taken to hell by a ringwraith (or wherever it is that ringwraiths take their captors).

To be clear, puffies are CERTAIN nipples. Not all nipples are puffy.

You COPIED this? Someone else drew a Hank Hill / Piglet hybrid before this?

Is this the N64 one?