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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Burning down the country!
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That's a great idea. What better way for someone to prove what an alpha male he is than to take down Kim Jong Un?
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You are correct.
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    Um.... are you ready to pull a military coup, either by yourself or with a group of people, that should you be successful, you trust to give the power to you and not themselves or another one in the group? And why wait until he's dead, it'll have to be a coup if he's alive and still the leader or whoever else will succeed him, either way.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Actually disco was right. I had no fucking idea what it was called. 😆I didn't get Guy's joke but decided against asking him to explain it, then when you made essentially the same joke, I was like, Ok, I must be missing something here...
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Oh, is that what it's called? I've literally never known what it was called. 😆
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't understand these posts. Must be referencing something I don't know about.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    We gotta think of more black and white things we can through in blenders besides penguins and nuns.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Well what about a catholic church, or a catholic school? I actually wouldn't expect them to wear that outfit, like grocery shopping or something.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    All the diarrhea has already been let out. This happened years ago. 😜
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    One time I had diarrhea and got it splashed back on my balls while it exited my anus.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Ah. Leave it to a Jewish person to educate me on Catholicism. 😆
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    WRONG. It's about Fenton's naked mom.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Large Hadron Collider? More like Large Hardon Collider.
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Dudeco? More dodecahedron.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Wincels? More like WinCo.
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Why, are nuns no longer a thing?
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It's meant to be told verbally, not in writing.
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    A newspaper. .............................. It occurs to me this joke is now obsolete.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It REALLY fucking bugged me they named him Darwin BEFORE he grew legs.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    (naraku after the exterminator catches the squirrel) "By the way, can I have the squirrel back? I promised it to a friend." Exterminator: 🤨
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Do we need to go to the attitude store and get you a new attitude?
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Your head is too big for your body.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Titmouse
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Well that's not very helpful.
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