Doom Metal Alchemist

Cookies, candy, ice cream.... I like all things sweet. So, naturally, I like you too. 🙂 Rate my new pick-up line. ^^

People are baptized as babies, sponges.

Do I need one? Probably. Do I want one? No.

During these crazy time, a lot of bands are streaming live "concerts" / "fests" for home audiences. You guys should do the stand-up comedy open mic version of that. @ghostrek your material better be riddled with sci-fi references or I'm gonna be majorly disappointed. That could be your schtick. You're the sci-fi comic. Make fun of Ghostbusters, but avoid making fun of the gender-swap Ghostbusters, as that's low-hanging fruit.

Happy birthday!

Is that Mr. Bean? @avec

Do you and your hubby have literal sticks for arms, or are these literal horse cock rings?

Do the classic, "new phone, who dis?"

I'm gonna give everyone a blast from the past:

I wonder if someone you know drew this.

I edited. 😆 I misread your post and thought you said "I thought my main" and saw your name spelled slightly differently so I thought that's what you meant.

Looking at that I thought ZENguidoman said ZENigundam. EDIT: Oh, that's what you were saying too. I gotcha.

Happy birthday! 🎂

RIP

Agreed about the Bills. But because of my fondness of Dumb and Dumber I don't confuse Jeff Daniels with anyone else.

Are typical car thieves smart?

You bought one, so....

I've never heard of John Dylan. And I agree with vamped.

Fuck, I just realized I got it wrong too. **Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not Collect $200. I forgot the 'directly' the first time. EDIT: Also you would be wrong about that assessment. 😞

*Go to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Didn't you already do this thread? Ant. WAH-der LAN-cass-ter ker-IB-ee-uhn OW-er

I hate to use this word in this manner, but I just don't know what else to say at this point.... You are really retarded.

...................That second one just sounds like someone stole your car while you were asleep.

Yes, I currently live with my parents, in a house. I don't know about where you live, and especially about New York, but around here, living in a house is generally the goal. I'm not too far off from being able to live in an apartment I'd want to live in by myself. Doing so with one roommate would be easy-peasy. Getting a house? Got a long fucking way to that. EDIT: Also you seem to be using the term modest to mean broke. There's not many reasons for someone our ages to live with our parents if we weren't broke. That's why I've done it for most of my life. I don't consider that "modest." I consider living by myself with enough to get by living modestly.

.................Is that your idea of exorbitance? Living in an apartment?