Doom Metal Alchemist

Bees still do other things. These bees did not. Except sleep. That one summer was the only summer any bees tried to commandeer our pool. Bees are still around, but before and since that one summer draining our pool of all its water has not been the life mission of any bee colony here.

Well maybe they should've chosen water that wasn't treated with deadly chemicals designed to kill them, hm? And no, they weren't just thirsty, unless literally their entire existence is nothing but getting drinks of water.

I got one for ya.... There was this one summer, for the longest time, I refused to go into our pool during the day. The fucking bees invaded it. Not all at once, but one at a time. All damn day long, every damn day. Like a bee would fly across, and I don't know if it was dipping an appendage into the water, and gliding above the water, then come out the other side, fly away, and then comes the next one to do the same, one after the other. My dad ended up putting up bee traps next to the pool, and they WORKED really fucking well. So many fucking dead bees in those damn things every day, and I guess eventually we ended up trapping al the bees because no more were getting trapped, and no more were going into the pool. What the hell did these bees want with our pool? I thought they were stealing the water for something. But for what?

.........What does dimp mean?

Oooh, Tom Cruise, I like it. We become a theocracy, but instead of Christianity its Scientology. That'll be fun.

This gif makes it look like an anime.

I hate that shit. It's really gonna suck when my work opens back up (we should be running, as we're an essential business, BUT there was a fire a couple weeks ago and the building's been shut down as a result... no fucking clue when I get to go back to work). I'm already hot and sweaty in that damn facility and I know the fucking piece of shit is going to constantly fog up my fucking glasses, god fucking dammit. I don't know if you ever wear glasses, but if you don't, you have no idea how annoying it is when you're wearing something on your face that causes your glasses to fog up.

GARY OLDMAN? MORE LIKE DIRTY OLDMAN, AMIRITE??

That suit you better?

You know what I just noticed on a certain episode of Teen Titans Go today that I never noticed until today, despite me having seen the episode multiple times? When they sing the "binary code" song Cyborg is playing a keytar.... but the keyboard component is not a musical keyboard, it's a computer keyboard! Some time ago I saw something on Teen Titans Go (unfortunately I can't at all remember what) that made me laugh hysterically, and I was like, how is this notoriously dumb show capable of making me laugh this hard for once? 😆Wish I could remember what it was that I found so funny.

Some of the episodes can be downright creepy, and those are my favorites. Although the one with La Chusa (probably not spelling that right) might've been a little TOO creepy. 😆The show's wikipedia page said a lot of the episodes are based on folklore and legends in Hispanic culture. I'm liking that one more than I did at first. It seems CN doesn't show it much though. Unless I'm just not tuning in at the right time/day.

I kinda like Victor and Valentino too. Although on the topic of non-continuity that bugs us, it bugs me that Victor and Valentino are two young brothers being raised together who have TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ACCENTS.

Fuck you, bitch.

Burning down the country!

That's a great idea. What better way for someone to prove what an alpha male he is than to take down Kim Jong Un?

You are correct.

Um.... are you ready to pull a military coup, either by yourself or with a group of people, that should you be successful, you trust to give the power to you and not themselves or another one in the group? And why wait until he's dead, it'll have to be a coup if he's alive and still the leader or whoever else will succeed him, either way.

Actually disco was right. I had no fucking idea what it was called. 😆I didn't get Guy's joke but decided against asking him to explain it, then when you made essentially the same joke, I was like, Ok, I must be missing something here...

Oh, is that what it's called? I've literally never known what it was called. 😆

I don't understand these posts. Must be referencing something I don't know about.

We gotta think of more black and white things we can through in blenders besides penguins and nuns.

Well what about a catholic church, or a catholic school? I actually wouldn't expect them to wear that outfit, like grocery shopping or something.

All the diarrhea has already been let out. This happened years ago. 😜

One time I had diarrhea and got it splashed back on my balls while it exited my anus.

Ah. Leave it to a Jewish person to educate me on Catholicism. 😆