Doom Metal Alchemist

I don't know, from what I've seen, corny pick-up lines don't work on TV either...

I don't understand....

Cookies, candy, ice cream.... I like all things sweet. So, naturally, I like you too. 🙂 Rate my new pick-up line. ^^

People are baptized as babies, sponges.

Do I need one? Probably. Do I want one? No.

During these crazy time, a lot of bands are streaming live "concerts" / "fests" for home audiences. You guys should do the stand-up comedy open mic version of that. @ghostrek your material better be riddled with sci-fi references or I'm gonna be majorly disappointed. That could be your schtick. You're the sci-fi comic. Make fun of Ghostbusters, but avoid making fun of the gender-swap Ghostbusters, as that's low-hanging fruit.

Happy birthday!

Is that Mr. Bean? @avec

Do you and your hubby have literal sticks for arms, or are these literal horse cock rings?

Do the classic, "new phone, who dis?"

I'm gonna give everyone a blast from the past:

I wonder if someone you know drew this.

I edited. 😆 I misread your post and thought you said "I thought my main" and saw your name spelled slightly differently so I thought that's what you meant.

Looking at that I thought ZENguidoman said ZENigundam. EDIT: Oh, that's what you were saying too. I gotcha.

Happy birthday! 🎂

RIP

Agreed about the Bills. But because of my fondness of Dumb and Dumber I don't confuse Jeff Daniels with anyone else.

Are typical car thieves smart?

You bought one, so....

I've never heard of John Dylan. And I agree with vamped.

Fuck, I just realized I got it wrong too. **Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not Collect $200. I forgot the 'directly' the first time. EDIT: Also you would be wrong about that assessment. 😞

*Go to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Didn't you already do this thread? Ant. WAH-der LAN-cass-ter ker-IB-ee-uhn OW-er

I hate to use this word in this manner, but I just don't know what else to say at this point.... You are really retarded.

...................That second one just sounds like someone stole your car while you were asleep.