Doom Metal Alchemist

I didn't find this one to be particularly funny, but I do think it's clever:

Hey, here's a question anyone's free to answer: On the whole, are Tinder girls more interested in boning at their place or your place?

Every time I post a spoiler I feel the need to change each one to black since the default color is unreadable against the white background.

I need the story behind this.

Maybe I have, but I'm not sure...... Anyway, what do you call a short man with a long beard in the city who is always on time?

I just applied to be part-time in the IT department at my current company.

As buddy pointed out, time is your goddamn religion cult, why don't you tell us?

All I watch is CN/AS and Comedy Central, lol. I thought buddy, even though losing interest in AS long ago, still used it for background noise on a regular basis. Am I wrong here, buddy?

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but what's the icon over the mask in the top panel?

Uh oh, Sponges wants a holy war.

I've seen it on TV.

Alternatively, it's your mom and dad playing Chrono Trigger and they found a tech move (I might not be thinking of the right term from the game).

You gotta go to school to be a nurse.

At least it's not anime music.

Would've been cool in a college frat house.

I don't know who that is, but something tells me I'd like her. 😜 I got turned off bringing CDs in the car when it became common for people to break into cars and stealing the CD wallets. Getting your CDs stolen out of your car probably isn't a problem anymore, but changing CDs is not something I intend to do while driving.

Is their former farmland in that pic?

The "farm people" threw me off. Doesn't help that I didn't know where Dahmer was from.

Oh Gein wasn't from around there. When you said "Farm people" I thought you were saying Dahmer was a "farm person."

You're thinking of Gein. Dahmer lived in an apartment.

I don't know.... that's not too different if someone claimed they play the electric guitar but "play it" by throwing it on the ground when it's plugged in to an amp that's turned on.

Well then she's not the one playing the note. She said she could do it.

*considers suggesting she make sponges agree to do all shit shoveling* *considers she'll come back with just because he says he will doesn't mean he'll live up to it, and who's left to do it, because she wants it gone and he doesn't care?*