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That impact would be dodging any food debris from that forced expulsion.

They hoarded the jewels. There's a difference between wealth and hoarding. Wealth implies that they are aware of the value of the items that they are digging up, hoarding is just digging up shiny things and tossing them in a vault with all the other shiny things. They didn't even care about locking things up completely because the key was hanging on the wall right outside the vault where anyone could snag it and pull out a few baubles. Because let's face it, they only brought out their A game with their shiny things when they thought Snow White was dead. She had enough value to move them from just existing and hoarding shiny things to building an elaborate jewel coffin. Elon's dad should have had a vasectomy in the 60's.

You and me both. That turkeyburger belcher is going down! I just blasted the 'keets into silence. All I've had was a salad.

Yay for her and all but I've done better on a glass of water. The video of her record-breaking belch is at the end of the story but meh. It's forced, lacking both depth and reverb. I'm pretty sure I broke that record twice Saturday with a coffee while watching the animes. And this has been your moment of entertainment in a sea of sad and stupid. https://news.yahoo.com/va-womans-burp-louder-motorcycles-171431827.html?.tsrc=1013 Discuss!...

Dollar Store Bounty only works on hurricanes.

Seven dudes living in the woods and none of them were named Sweepy or Moppy or even Dusty and you wonder why the place was a mess?

A President, any President, should never be running immediately to the house on fire just to be there for the pics while the house is still burning. The security logistics are hell as it is for such a visit, it's the last thing emergency crews need to worry about. You visit after making advanced plans for such in order to see what else might need to be done after the initial assistance has started to take effect. The Trailer Trash Twins don't have enough of a braincell between the two of them to realize that. If 'vacations' were such a bad thing, they'd have blown their larynxes out during the 4 Years of Golf.

Agreed. He should not be allowed to have unlimited access to anything that allows him to rile up another mob of morons. There won't be non-lethals in use if there's a next time with this idiot. They could just toss him these randomly and claim they have internet access. He'll probably bounce on them for days before realizing they are fake toddler toys.

In an emergency, tourists are the last things you want clogging up resources. Those are people that have a place to go and their own resources away from a tragedy. I'd rather the slow trickle of assistance coming in go to the locals instead of the last bandage being used on some fat rascal scooter rider from Tennessee who got a scrap on their knee.

Translation, he's going to be going to rallies as a robot.

You say this like it's a bad thing.

Holy crap, I need a pallet cleanser. And now I have this stuck in my head.

Its the big talk of manlettes who seem to think that they are the only ones on the planet with any ability to 'defend' their 'freedoms'. The reality is that if either one of them thought they'd be so much as pimp slapped by a granny, they'd scream for a security detail and demand the death penalty. I'd volunteer as tribute but I'd request wearing a Hazmat suit - shit splatters when you hit it after all.

Don't anyone trust him. He's going to show up with some Natty Ice and a GameCube.

Tsar is Loki, confirmed.

Wow. Link interception. Maybe trying to copy links on a cell phone is doing weird things, especially when you are trying to link a link as words on the boards. I think this is more to it but I could be wrong. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/aug/11/scientists-fifth-force-nature

I'd be more willing to believe such crap if it wasn't for the fact that the same people who are very very into going after Hunter Biden - a civilian who happens to be the son of the current President - won't say or do a single thing about the 3 kids + their spouses/f*cktoys who actively made money while holding positions IN the WH under Drumpf. Hell, you really want to go after a drug addict with a gun fetish, raid Jazzhand Jr's place. Better do it quickly before he runs off to 'inspect' that new golf course the Saudis just so happen to be building for Drumpf.

I've been seeing news about it on the local news here as well as NBC nightly. I have relatives in Hawaii but couldn't tell you which island [ when you see an island relative once every 20 years, you don't remember jack other than generic 'Hawaii' ] so that's kind of worrying. A fast moving fire on an island is absolute nightmare fuel. >.<

Then go, Lumpy Dumpy. If we want you back, we have an extradition treaty with France which I'm sure they'll be more than happy to comply with. They aren't all that happy with domestic terrorists either.

They've said it on more than one occasion that if everyone who could vote was allowed to vote, no republican would ever get elected again. They say that like its some sort of horrible threat to the world instead of a moment of realization that they are shitheels and if they can't change for the people, the people don't want them around anymore.

Sounds like a game that would have been played on the Atari. SELECT GAME * CENTIPEDE * ASTERIODS * ALABAMA RIVERBOAT BRAWL * PONG

The Irish Light is the Irish equivalent of a turd smoothie marketed purely to MAGAts - it will look, smell and taste like shit, say it outright contains shit on the label and the target audience will still insist that it's perfectly good and right.

You know, that sort of works. Sort of. I was wondering if they would be able to snag a ballroom during Dragon Con and play the movie on the big screen regardless of the current strike [ they could just have someone introduce the movie and then play it ]. If it's going to be airing on tv, they might still be able to do that but it wouldn't be like it was an exclusive anymore. If it's late enough in the schedule, I might still be able to catch it [ depends on what else is going on Friday night and how late the booth is open ]. But I'm still crossing my fingers for a ballroom movie.

I agree with the whole don't be too optimistic thing. Dems should not take any race for granted even if it seems like a runaway. There are too many morons out there that are going to take any garbage they hear as gospel and vote for absolute Hitler if that's what the voices from the talking box tell them. The only way to counteract that is to make sure that people are being completely informed about the candidates running in all the various elections and encourage voting.

'She called me a scared puppy! That's the meanest thing I've ever heard in the history of ever! BURN IN HELL!11!!!'