katt_goddess

My kitty keeps following me around the apartment making sad faces because the luggage is all packed up and she knows that means I'm going to disappear for a while. I just know she's going to poop on the floor tomorrow. And I can guarantee that she's already planning to poop on the floor next Tuesday as a 'welcome back, loser' gift.

Just going to drop this here so everyone can laugh at him, Gov. Buttdumb has gone on the record as saying that he's not interested in being Drumpf's VP because the only jobs he [ Buttdumb ] has ever had are... CEO and Governor and those are the only types of jobs he's interested in. Keep that in mind the next time you are unfortunate enough to catch one of his interviews where he tries to paint himself as a small town boy with a firm work ethic.

I grossly overestimate their ability to actually not use a pocket version of the Constitution as a beer coaster.

Paster Testosterone never read that book. Or likely any book.

Someone needs to point out where in the bible it says to spend $200 on a toy that little girls play with in order to smash it while crying about how evil it is. Maybe...spend that money on feeding the poor? Or anger management programs?

Most of his base can't even read an entire amendment without getting tired.

Ramaswamy stealing all those RFK Jr votes before they can even be made 1% at a time.

6 pack, backpack, Rambo's stolen sweatband. The whole damn package.

Someone ask him what's in his mouth. Nothing makes a toddler move faster than the speed of sound than asking them that.

Split the baby. If any of the Georgia defendants are found guilty and are sentenced to mandatory time, there should be a vote thingie. The winner gets to go to Maui instead of jail and will be launched into the sea by cannon. Voting will be pay to play with all proceeds going to the Maui recovery. Finally a reason to vote Orange.

I hope he runs and gets greeted with a conscription notice. No free rides now.

Freida and her loose pussy. Duh.

Trumplstiltskin was responsible for 1/4th of the national debt - in 4 years. The economy tanked under his eye due to a pandemic that he wanted to ignore as long as possible thinking that's all it would take. He ripped up trade agreements that had been working just f-ing fine because he 'could deal better' and then promptly got bored and went golfing while crops rotted in the fields. It was his big deal that gave the Taliban everything while Biden had to deal with the fall out of the pull out. His idea of a strong border was to kidnap children as they came over the border and having them disappear because the types of people he prefers working in those conditions are better human traffickers than clerks. He takes zero responsibility for anything he does and can't tell the truth without breaking out in diaper rash. He skipped the first debate the first time too, claiming he was going to hold a rally for veterans instead. He kept the money raised and then bitched like a pussy when his numbers tanked claiming it was all rigged against him. As opposed to everyone else got to say something without the toddler tantruming for the cameras. I hope he gets the takes-no-shit officer when he's being booked in Atlanta. Secret Service can't interfere with a court officer dealing with a petulant criminal. Too bad fingerprints are taken either through digital scan now or clear reactives - you know he'd leave tiny fingerprints on everything including his face if it was the old standard ink.

He doesn't seem to understand that the only way he'll ever really be #1 in anything is if people are allowed to continue blocking his dumb ass.

Four Seasons Landscaping wasn't available to host at such short notice either.

His blockbuster information is a still of Bart Simpson writing 'Trump didn't do nothing wrong' on a chalkboard.

I've seen that somewhere...

All insurance is a a lotto ticket you don't want to win because it's not going to go the way you want it to anyway.

Putin's Brain Hemorrhage doesn't contain Malort. Disappointed.

One down, 42 million to go.

You know those full length rubber gloves that vet students wear when digging in a cow's ass? At least that deep.

Freaked? Past tense? That thing STILL freaks me out. It's those bastards from the 'Blackhole Sun' video all over again.