katt_goddess

I don't remember if it was linked here or if I read it somewhere else but there are chunks crying about how if Drumpf doesn't win, they'll never vote again. All I can say is that's like threatening to drop me off at a bookstore and handing me an unlimited gift card. I am being threatened with a good time.

Dude, if you want cracky to send you a scan of his butthole, just ask him. Insist on PM only though. >.<

Yeah. And Dale proceeded to tell everyone that he could drive it because he had downloaded the manual in Russian, translated it, memorized it, and then eaten it.

And that buyer was Dale Gribble.

It's going to be a slow and stupidly painful death and here's why. His whole idea now is that Twitter/X/MuskyAsshole/whatever else he decides to call it before 'Quits' is going to become some sort of super site where people do all the things right there. But he's actively setting things up now where the only people who really get any sort of notice at all are the ones that paid for those now worthless checks. Which means that his 'all-in-one' site is the equivalent of a store that requires you to bribe the owner first before you can even go shopping. Add to that he keeps breaking things every time he gets another 'big brain idea' [ like last night where replies died, again ] because he fired everyone that actually knew what was going on. This is just on a messaging system only thing, no banking/shopping/ordering pizza/Oasis-grade shit yet.

If 'grab 'em by the pussy', all Mexicans are rapists, and pretty much every single thing he said at every rally and debate [ including bragging about not paying taxes ] didn't damage him back then, he can't claim jack crack now when he's finally facing consequences.

Oh even better since the one big hot shot is now under scrutiny for representing one area while living officially in another area -and- still charging the state for mileage from the old residence to the capital when he basically already lives in the area. And how they like to try to hide their votes on more sensitive matters that might make their voters beat them in the street. They decided to make this a circus, they just didn't think they were going to be the main event.

EWWWWWWWWW

Totally not from the smell of day-old Huggies, burger grease BO, George Hamilton brand spray tan, or the sight of his hair trying to do its own impression of a wacky waving inflatable tube man in any passing breeze as the AquaNet loses its grip.

When you can't tell that people laughed themselves so sick from the orange clown wandering around in the stained suit they are crying...

*bans self for rp

*banned for filter dodging

It's quite interesting how Caitlyn Jenner was absolutely fine with all the awards she received and the sports trophies in women's sports she got after her transition but now suddenly those things are wrong. But she didn't give any of them back that I'm aware of. Honestly, she has the money to NOT look like Williem DaFoe. Maybe she should focus on that instead of being the token trans in the bigot brigade.

Oh ye gods, no one wants to enforce any of that shit again. >.<

I hate having the nibbles and being nauseous. There is no win in this scenario.

Wait wait wait...so I wasn't supposed to start hiding eggs around the Warner building? The smell in a couple of weeks is going to be a building burner... >.<

That's right, Bing immediately brings the results you didn't know you wanted but you are stuck with now. My hair this morning because I went to bed early with wet hair.

You know what would really own those libs? Auto-erotic asphyxiation. ... Holy crap, I spelled that right without auto-correct. I think I might need an intervention.

Idaho is a state that is absolutely riddled with hill-people. Not even joking. They live in their tiny communities, re-word religious texts to suit whatever the grief du jour is by the head of the household [ male only ], and collect them guns for the day when the feds come a-knockin'. I think some of my SiL's family is from out there and I just wanted to pimp slap some of them right out of the funeral. Girls have no rights other than the right to do what they are told by the males of their family.

I would have left a Teddy Ruxpin on the table with a cassette loaded. My time is money, talk to the weird escapee from the Bear Country Jamboree.

I guess Mush Melon still wants to turn Twit into some sort of all-in-one stop shop now. Because he's doing so well with the basics right now.

He wanted Disney, he wanted to control all the things. He got the Disney bill - now the state of Florida has to pay to maintain all the things that Disney was paying for themselves instead of paying extra taxes to the state. If he tries to choke out actually getting to and from Disney, he's just choking himself and the state of revenue.

'It just kept growing back! Before we knew it, we had enough brit milah confetti to put out an entire book!' Oye.

Even turtles hibernate. Plus there's nothing he can say that would change what he's supported in the past at this point. If he pops up, he'll be asked questions that he doesn't want to answer.

A Texas 'judge' who in all likelihood thinks animal dewormer is an acceptable medicine cabinet item should not be ruling on something that he will never have to even consider taking himself. You want to make medical decisions for others, you get a real doctorate in medicine.