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katt_goddess

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  1. No last names need to be used in this thread. Please don't be baiting for that info either in case said individual might be baited into posting it. Y'all already got packard to dox the high holy hell out of himself. Take that win. K. Tanks. Buy.
  2. Kitty ears = kitty ears. Kitten warmers = titty cleavage.
  3. It was longer than that but he had stepped away from the boards when I lit that fuse. My kitty ears were all black lace that day. The rascals are always doublewrapped.
  4. Tentacles. That is all.
  5. They had to have genitals because otherwise there would have been no point in wearing loinclothes. So I'm guessing that yes, they were capable of actual sex but the hair connection thing was sort of an added thing that allowed them to understand each other on deeper levels than just the physical in-the-moment level.
  6. You'd have to be dumb to let someone just sit and fart you out of existance. CONGRESS MAKES THESE RULES FOR A REASON.
  7. You never write, you never call. Would it kill you to pick up that 'smart phone' and use it for something wholesome instead of watching those farty cake things? Waste of cakes. You know how long it takes to make a good cake?
  8. Always. I'm thinking about making coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.
  9. I don't have one of those. If I did, what insult would certain individuals use regarding me whenever they have a bad day?
  10. For once, sponge answered honestly the fastest. Read his link. Think about it. Practice the magic words 'Hostile Work Environment' .
  11. Your mother is a disrespectfully disagree.
  12. Sponge is like the one red shirt that survives an away trip. We are never allowed to forget it.
  13. Because the date in question [ aka today ] is a literal countdown. 4...3...2...1...
  14. I hold packages for the apartment when the office is closed. They have permission to enter to retrieve if I'm not home but the office is when the tenant wants their package. ...I need this rug to put in front of the stool I place packages on in the hallway. And a camera for the reactions. 😈
  15. I am the spaghetti
  16. I think I_am_JacksSTD has a lawsuit on his hands. That appears to be a direct violation of his rights as the sole owner of Breast Caddies LLC.
  17. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/beverly-cleary-beloved-author-who-chronicled-schoolyard-scrapes-and-feisty-kids-dies-at-104/ar-BB1f0pM1?ocid=msedgntp I think I can be fairly certain that there isn't a single person on these boards today that hasn't heard of her or read at least one of her books. Cleary decided to write books when she realized that most books offered to kids like her weren't all that appealing - she actually called the kids in those books pansies because they usually had nannies and pony carts. So she started writing books about real kids who had real lives - like dealing with a dad that lost his job or annoying little sisters - along with stories about a mouse with a need for speed.
  18. This is for Sawdy, not me. Think of the Sawdy. I'll even let you have my second best cat suit for your dancing debut... you're responsible for your own shoes and titty tassels though.
  19. So that's a no then? Bachelor Party Deux sounds like it's going to suck.
  20. Are you asking because you want to be the one to jump out of the cake this time? Go for it. Swing them tassels.
  21. Unless you forgot the info, it still exists in the system as open and unmolested. You probably just logged off to use the remaining days before the wedding getting your back waxed.
  22. I blame this particular season for the giant frickin' Chinese cookbook I picked up today. Not enough photos of dead fish with weird crap sticking out of them though.
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