katt_goddess

I have this sitting on a shelf somewhere. I put a crab louse plushie on top.

Feeling stupid, might die later.

First glance and I always think that display in the background is a TARDIS. It's OCTOBER 16th! Take that holiday shit and shove it up your butt for another 15 days at the very least. Also, both those figures have life-sized kung-fu grips.

I heard CHRISTMAS MUSIC in a store today. Burn in hell, holi-dorks.

I want to go to buddy's Spirit of Halloween store. I stopped at mine on the way home today for the hell of it and it is so picked over I can't tell if they just didn't get a whole lot in or if it literally flew off the shelves that fast.

There's always an HR. Just say 'Lawyer' three times in a hallway and you'll have all the HRs.

You saw that report too, I take it? I think it was Waffle House anyway. Someone asked for cheese on their eggs and the waitress pulled a gun on him. The waitresses are DONE with your special orders.

Honestly, Lane Bryant. I also have extremely weird calves - it's like two calf muscles instead of one - but I got a pair of black leather just-past-the-knee highs through Lane Bryant that fit just fine. They are part of my CatWoman / Black Cat / Myra costume and have lasted for years.

I went past one today while running errands and am now sort of kicking myself for not going in. Pretty sure I could still get one of those All Might stocking caps with the mega hair-antenna going on. Winter is coming after all.

Found a toy the neicelette has been insane for but has been hard-to-find and ordered it early to be delivered to their place so it could be hidden until the holiday reveal [ it's way the hell too heavy for me to keep here and then haul to the post office later ]. FedEx showed up on the date promised. And then promptly pitched a huge cardboard box outside the house in the pouring rain and left it there without even knocking on the door to alert people there was a delivery. Absolutely destroyed. Thanks a bunch, FkdUp. You better hope it can be replaced in time considering what a bitch it was to get one in the first damn place.

[ although seriously...I want this in my bathroom. It would go great with the silver severed hand on the toilet tank that holds Poopourri...]

I don't care if it is your Anniversary, no, you still can't post your asshole tp prove it. Happy Shackleversary! Gift! i think they are big enough to fit over a game controller.

Lane Bryant. Shoetopia depending on the type of shoe. Macy's occasionally but their selection honks. Too bad Saint Sabrina's Parlor in Purgatory & Shoes went to just tatts and piercings decades ago. They may have catered more to crossdressers when they sold shoes but the shoes weren't bad - they were just bigger.

I thought there were Facebook groups that do that sort of thing. I know there are Craig's List swaps but never cared for. Try reading this for further ideas https://www.moneycrashers.com/unwanted-gift-cards-sell-trade-exchange/

I smashed the crap out of a bottle ages and ages ago for the marble just because curiosity. I think I ended up giving it to the niecelette to use as a crystal ball with her Barbie collection.

He got tired of people mocking his haircut. "Just wait until they see me now! They'll have nothing to mock me about when they see these turkey-sacks of jiggly awesome!"

Just do what I do. Post cleavage.

I like grape soda on occasion. Even Shasta wasn't able to completely ruin it. But watch out for the Casey's brand. I have no idea what type of coloring they use to get the purple but it does not break down properly during digestion.

And then the dumbass's arms fell off in the middle of the night from an unfortunate roll-over that he didn't even realize because the nerves were pinched off.

I remember watching that as a child. The amount of side-eye the electric organ in the living room got...

Find the Blue Key.

Enjoyed all the aspects of covid without actually getting it from a weirdly angry system reaction to the second shot. Still not any more or less magnetic than I was before and the 5G is total crap.

Cat Fancy* at B&N. Sit in a corner facing people that are coming up the stairs and when they look around for a spot to sit, carefully hold the magazine sideways and slowly pull down the centerfold and stare intently. Keeps the entire area free of pesky humans. * also works with Popular Mechanics if they have a pull out thing going on.