katt_goddess

I'm still banned. I have to live the stupid vicariously through y'all.

He'll sign off on it in a heartbeat if he gets back in. He's just pulling this crap because literally every single election that's popped up since has gone for the person who isn't screaming that gelly-blobs are BABIES. He was told to tone down his stance on no choice at all because its not a winning stance right now. When he no longer has to worry about what the little people think, he'll pass all the laws to ensure everyone knows they are the little people. Cruelty is the reason for all the things.

It's doing an encore on Sunday night so putting this back in here.

I swear if I pass out halfway through because its past my old person bedtime, I will be pissed.

Screaming Wanker. Close enough.

If Biden can cause earthquakes, then your ass is voting for Biden because Biden SMASH. Pretty sure Earthquake Maker beats Room Clearing Fart Monster.

The shirt shop in the mall can pretty much make anything in under 5 minutes if they either have the stock graphics on hand or you have the design ready to scan. Since that looks like a shirt shop and those are absolutely basic stock graphics, the only reason it took two hours is they probably wanted to make sure they had at least a dozen in each size for the tourist thirst-trap. Makes me want to hunt down my [ as ] 'Retired Bump Wh0re' shirt.

That wasn't an aftershock. Drumpf just fell down, do big boom boom. So is the next one going to be Alaska since the quakes seem to be traveling diagonally for some reason or are we going to hog them all to ourselves and either set the New Madrid fault off or go straight to the standby San Andreas?

This guy is a youtube rabbit hole. I unleash him on y'all.

Not only did he not talk to anyone in the family, he and everyone else that kisses his ass completely skip over the part where it wasn't random at all - he was her boyfriend which makes this a domestic violence situation and not remotely an 'illegal immigrant' situation. But claiming to want to crack down on that kind of violence would hurt the fee-fees of all the beer-bellies in wife beaters that he's counting on to either vote for him or shoot anyone that tries to vote [ depending on the state in question ].

Shaving is so meh. I just use sandpaper on my legs now. Don't make me post an ingrown hair removal video. I have no idea how anyone can have an entire head of hair seemingly wedged into a single pore. I rarely get them and if one does happen for whatever reason, I just pop it and go about the rest of my day.

Most of my non-eyebrow facial hair falls off. I buzz off the sideburns if I'm going to be wearing a wig for anything though.

Any country that has the proven ability to shoot missiles out of the air without fail can not turn around and claim that they accidentally blew up anything.

Dumpster is suing the co-buttholes of his FartSocial to try to steal all the possible funds that it might make because baby isn't happy unless baby has all the dollars. https://news.bloomberglaw.com/litigation/trump-sues-co-founders-of-truth-social-media-company-over-shares

I feel I should point out that North Dakota is far closer to 'pink' than 'red' and has been trending that way for awhile. Our problem is the areas are set up so sucky that 3 ancient farmers living in the middle of nowhere that always vote republican count more than entire urban areas that vote democrat. We have politicians that are so entrenched in their areas that even if they were voted out, they'd challenge it for the next 10 years and stay in office in the meantime.

Everything has a Portuguese dub. EVERYTHING! The non-mustached/mostly English version of the Metalocalypse movie will be airing this Friday night at midnight Williams Street time/11p Central.

I feel the need to admit that occasionally I'm one of those that leans on the cart while shopping. However, I don't waddle the center of the aisle or attempt to aisle-camp for absolutely no known reason. I'm there to get my crap and leave but I'm stubborn and some days it hurts to walk more than others so the cart is my cane. Deliberate slow-asses piss me off too. Its a store - show up with a list and a plan and stick with it. And double f-u to those human blood clots that feel the need to clump up and have long drawn out conversations in the middle of an aisle so no one can get around them at all. Go stand in the parking lot if you have to catch up on everyone's latest bowel movements and grand kids.

Yeah...totally unaware of things...

To be fair, as a dictator the entire Constitution would be scrapped because it uses big words that hurt little brain. And that would include the ever-thumped 2nd because name one dictator that allows the commoners to have guns, especially the military-grade ones the current crop of ammosexuals have to have or their wangs will fall off.

Anyone who didn't think bot-farms wouldn't pay $11 to have their garbage at the top of every possible page is either a moron or is under the age of one. Further, bots are the biggest part of Melon Husk's fanbase. He's never getting rid of those no matter what else he might say about things.

This one has boobs instead of moobs.

You need a full face mask. Kinda sarcastic, kinda not. We actually have someone who works in fabrics that wears a full respirator type face mask because she claims she's allergic to everything and fabrics is right next to all the stinky candles and right around the corner from the stinky dried naturals.

Yeah but how many humpback whales is it?

Ah yes, the whole exposing your taint to the sunlight for all the health benefits. I'm surprised he didn't just ask taint-worshipper Pucker Failson to be VP if that's his idea of the bestest face for a running mate.

Its worse because there wasn't really any 'winter' to tamp things down so it's hit full tilt early on and there's no moisture to help keep it from flying around. I'd say try local honey but I don't think that helps with tree sperms.