katt_goddess

Recently, nope. I've been popping in and out of here randomly for the past few days and nothing seems to be triggering the weird so far.

Hey now. Hauling those Paul Bunyan doorstops to get melted down for scrap metal has to be worth something.

He thinks it makes him sound extra smart and very much wow when it comes to economics. But then he ruins it for those who actually pay attention by claiming they'll make us so much money when tariffs do the exact opposite - the consumer pays more and more for the same thing. But it sounds important enough for idiots so that's what he sold them. Done. I'm all powerful in this world of fake money on paper. They said in order to help with a DIGNIFIED RETURN. But by all means, skip over how the last group spent the entire flight in a cargo plane, handcuffed without any food, water, or heat. It's the modern-day equivalent of chaining people up and tossing them into the hold of a leaky ship but let's just pretend it's totally not that because DEI Civil Rights aren't real anymore.

Suddenly Jazzhands Jr can't get his 'meds' anymore. The ultimate cut-off.

Honestly, maybe those banks should just confiscate SpaceX and Tesla. They would have foreclosed and taken everything from anyone else and for far less of a debt.

As someone who paid more in taxes just buying groceries the other day than most of the billionaires giving fat boy tithes have paid in their lifetimes, I hereby use my obvious fake wealth to rename Florida 'Flacidland'.

Look for him in your dreams, dude. He'll be dressed up as Freddy Krueger but the Wish version of that costume.

Vance can't even stand the three he has. His idea of being a dad is coming home and yelling at them for existing in his space.

All someone has to do is get that dumbass drunk enough to say something not nice about the Annoying Orange on tape/in front of witnesses and he'll be fired because no one is allowed to hurt Der Fart's fee-fees. Considering that there were a lot of those very loyal people at Faux that were very fine with saying what a f*ckwit he is [ hence the need to settle those lawsuits before anything could get entered into official records ], it's just a matter of time before he gets uninhibited and ends it.

Wanted to do things today. Trapped under under-the-weather kitten in front of computer instead. Send snaccs.

I've had bifocals since I was 16. I don't want any more glasses, these are bad enough.

I might have tried it too but my apartment is slightly on the cold side so it wouldn't be quite so bad. I also lack some of my insides so I might not even notice if I had to sit the throne for an extended visit. I'd just think I was having med adaption issues again or intestinal sympathy pains for Mistress Diarrhea.

Ugh. Get home and immediately know the kitten has blasted the litter box. Massive diarrhea. Then find the little pile of vomit when she starts gagging in the hallway for a second vomit attempt. Followed by a third while I'm quickly cleaning up the first two. Get the mushies out along with fresh water so she can get rehydrated but she nopes everything and disappears. Find her wedged against the heater in the bedroom being unhappy. Give her pets, make sure her collar is loose in case that's doing anything, and tell her its okay to be sick, it's not her fault. Now I'm wondering if the chickie nuggie bits she begged for last night are coming back to haunt us all or if she got into something she really shouldn't have while I was at work. -.-;

Nah. Just replace his ketamine with powdered horse laxative.

He doesn't pay his lawyers. Eventually they had to learn to stay away. Duh.

I laugh because dang. That movie gets AROUND. Also, so does 'Shrek porn' apparently.

That thing looks like it has TEETH. Are we sure this isn't something pulled up from the bottom of the coldest part of the sea? I feel like Lovecraft or Stephen King would keep it as a pet.

The White House governmental website is now literally a fan page for a felon. There's nothing there anymore. I've seen more accurate information on a GeoCities page. Flashing graphics, 8-bit music and all.

Killing all the predators in an area is poor conservation, end of story. Without a natural balance, herbivores like moose and deer overpopulate their areas and then starve out or get diseases like ticks and mange that love a crowded environment to hop around in. And ticky/mangey animals are not food animals for people so that ruins that as well.

...he's been old-man smashing his phone for like at least a couple of hours now.

Personally, I'd trust news from a Muppet before I'd trust Faux Noise. At least the Muppet is willing to admit there is a hand up their ass.

If that was the case, gas would have dropped significantly during the 2020 quarantines because PEOPLE WEREN'T DRIVING AROUND FOR NO REASON. You are attempting to give people who do know better elementary school level lessons but you can't even remember 4 years ago let alone 40.

He was personally responsible for ADDING 25% to the National Debt. He is responsible for 1/4th of the debt and did that in 4 years. And he's already said that he won't be lowering groceries after all because it's too hard and said that he wouldn't touch Medicare/Medicaid/Social Security but now those are the first things on his chopping block list because he wants to make it permanently illegal to tax the rich. He said shit that people like you believed in order to get your vote and now the leopards are getting ready to eat your face.

Not with that level of derp. That is nuclear levels of derp. Mer-derp.