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I think there's still a small castle somewhere in Sweden that's part and parcel of the whole family thing. But I don't feel like being part of a monarchy. It sounds like it would seriously cut into my 'Naruto Shippuden' binge watching. So I'll be looking for a Captain America costume from Wish and go from there.

And they absolutely never ever wrote the exact procedures for impeaching a President ever ever. Nope nope nope. I predict that Dumpster will declare himself lord and master of all the thing between 10-midnight when most of the small, more likely republican voting counties have been made official during the red mirage time. He'll be shitting himself on every possible media in the morning once the larger areas and early/mail-ins start to be officially entered into the totals. He's already got people filing lawsuits all over the place for election fraud which at this point is defined as 'you didn't vote for ME!'. And since I can't drink and adapt to whatever drugs I'm given [ ask me how fast I blitzed the Novocain this time for the crown prepping at the dentist >.< ] I have to deal with all this crap sober so I'm going to bed kinda early and putting the tv on a timer on cartoons. Shouldn't have cheered when Obama was denied a SCOTUS pick for MONTHS and then Farting Cheet-O/Hidden Adderall was handed a third pick within 2 weeks of the election due to RBG passing away that was 'mysteriously' pushed through immediately.

This is an insult to MS Paint. I do great things on MS Paint. Special K is a bougie cornflakes cereal so have at that though.

There is exactly one person in the area that has one - I've seen it a couple of times. The urge to slap a 'Warning : Driver Applying Make-Up' bumpersticker on it grows with every sighting...

List of Songs by Weird Al That I Have to Make Sure The Windows Are Shut While They Play 1. Let Me Be Your Hog 2. Wanna B Ur Lovr 3. Do I Creep You Out 4. My Own Eyes 5. If That Isn't Love 6. Confessions Part III 7. Truck Driving Song

Two words - 'eating pets'. Since that angle was shot down by even the republicans of the state, they have to scramble for a new pet story to pretend to care about.

HEY! That paste was surprisingly delish. It had a sort of weird mint after taste that I still have a taste memory of. They changed the formula. But I think it still crusts on clothing like the worst case of snots ever. And this has been your moment of 'Why Does katt Know This Horrible Sh*t'. We now return you to your regular scheduled discussion of 'Why Does Everything Dumpster Touch Smell Like Sh*t'.

Maybe if it was Moose and Squirrel?

I honestly don't think I've ever been in one. The only TGIFridays I've ever had was those mystery microwave appetizers that work as a quick food substitute. When I'm not feeling like nuking something else.

I'm sooo glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this.

Well, women aren't supposed to be real people anyway, just things that exist as property/future property for the male of the species. If even more die in the parking lots of hospitals that won't help them because Dumpster didn't say Simon, who cares, right? Dumplicans don't actually care about 'pets' or 'animals' unless its something that can be used for political points. Dumpster has never had a pet other than his kids and they are barely housebroken, feral as hell and pawned off on some random underpaid nanny for as long as that was considered appropriate or until someone tried to hump a leg, whichever came first. Further, quite rich to think that this [ which yes, feels a bit harsh - if they were solid teaching animals that couldn't be rehomed in the wild due to being too human-fied, they could have been moved to a rehab center to teach children about wild life close up ] is the Big One when the entire ring-kissing collective of pinheads has as part of their glorious ushering in of Project 2024 going into all the various jails and immediately putting everyone on Death Row to death regardless of pending hearings or questions to make room for the enemies of the people. Nothing says strength like a massive blood sacrifice to the Great Cheat-O.

5 Things I've Called the Kitten Today [ in no particular order ] 1. Fuzzy Fart 2. Chaos Weasel 3. Stink Blast 4. Demon Tator 5. Belly Butthole [ she's been on a tear for days to go out, took her out in the cold and rain hoping she'd shut up about it and...she's proceeded to still scream in the hall for more out when she's not literally jumping up on every surface possible because OUT. she needs kitten Prozac ]

For it to be a Dumpster thing would require them to have even a modicum of self-awareness that yes, they are trash and people should be ashamed to vote for them.

In before Luci-fur - the furry version of this attempt to totally not be a reboot of Lucy: daughter of the Devil.

Naw, it's a 'Your Vote, Your Choice' moment encouraging women to vote for Harris even if they aren't 'allowed' to by controlling shit-weasel family because no one needs to know what you check in the privacy of the booth. I grew up in a family like that. My mom wasn't allowed to vote for anyone different from what asshole voted for because he was the one that was 'allowing' her time out of the home to vote and they would go together so he could watch. I wouldn't be surprised if my little sister is in the same sort of situation now since she seems to be hell-bent on following the same stupid abusive path.

I thought I had tomorrow off but now I've been switched so I have to work tomorrow. Now I'm going to be going to bed slightly late just in case of trick-or-treaters and be all tired tomorrow because I was already in the 'I get to sleep in tomorrow' mode. -.-;

You seem to think he knows that women are legally allowed to vote. Deregulations done under the Dumpster Dynasty have led to things like 'clean food' and 'sunshine' being pushed to the back in favor of increased profits for big oil. The 'War Against Drugs' that affects the study of psychedelics was pushed the hardest by so-called conservative republicans pretending to be highly religious which also affects anything they considered 'new age' as being satanic. Stem cells? That research was banned for the longest time because those same 'highly religious conservatives' immediately claimed that stem cells = babies and doing anything with stem cells was murder. No one should listen to any 'health' advice from a dude that sounds like he eats cigarettes. After storing them in his anus.

My ancient childless cat lady boobs are like the strongest summoning card in Yu-Gi-Yoh. Dueling Kuribohs of Doom.

Nope. More than half the time I'm bothering to reply to her, I'm also clearing out e-mails, flipping a wand toy to wear out the kitten, balancing a ledger and/or finishing up some random stupid list for the next day. In short, I spend more brain cells popping a zit than replying to anything she's posted.

Ah, 700 Club. I kind of miss their 'Halloween is Satanic! Here's an hour of spook stories more entertaining than anything done the rest of the year' stuff but never seem to catch those anymore. And everyone knows its just a lingering defense from having been the bearer of the official seal. He doesn't get back in and that will completely dissipate in roughly 2 more years. Duh. Read your Dogma and Morals, lazy Witches.

And when exactly was the last time you took a secured mail ballot to the post office? I go there to for anything and I still have to wait in a line out the door. I had to buy a single stamp for a post card for work today and had to wait 10 minutes for something that took exactly 49 seconds to complete. And, for the record, I was on the mail-in/absentee ballot lists for the longest time to ensure that I could vote even if I was having health issues but the republicans running this place purged those lists for the hell of it and I haven't been able to get back on it in any sort of functional time frame.

How about idiots just not set the damn things on fire because some flatulent lardy manchild thinks he should just be automatically enshrined in the WH for eternity? The types of people who have a hard on for drop boxes are the ones that hate the idea that people who can't make it to some random polling place and stand in line for hours because they actually have to work for a living might actually be allowed a say in how their taxes are spent and who will be making those decisions for them on the big stage.

Lines out the ass. Line to the door of the ballroom area. Then that split into three lines to the registration tables. The you went to another 3-split line to request paper or electronic before going to either the machine or a table. And then you try to get out the exit where some dude from the local news is waiting like a weird little Pee Wee Herman-isque spider with a mic. I think the NFL might try to draft me after that goddamn spin move - I will not be caught on camera! Too long, Didn't read - boobs

Never forget that these are the types of people that will go up and tear down/trash/outright steal signs they don't like. And the ads are a timed dump in all the so-called swing states. If it was in the bag, he'd be spending that money on more Big Macs.