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katt_goddess

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  1. You're going to end up getting us all fugged.
  2. You could have gotten away with 'Oh, are they ripe now?' And snicker about the answer later.
  3. I could tell you horror stories about the places that process tators for things like hashbrowns, tator tots, and yes French fries. Y'all have nommed human whether you know it or not.
  4. Don't be encouraging everyone to show full globe all the time!
  5. If I get another damn call from 'Americans for Prosperity [for the right to be white and male, sieg heil! ] I'm going to nuke their bug nests from space. If you start smelling burning 'Kock' , they pushed my buttons. I get a dozen hang-ups a day while at work and the machine kicks in and currently have had 3 calls in the past hour and a half.
  6. And this is why you don't pass out at strip clubs. Boob graffiti.
  7. Fixed.
  8. It implies that the person is so stupid that if they didn't breath through their mouth and loudly, they'd forget to breath at all [ie, most people breath regularly and usually silently through their nose without having to think about it] . I know I mouth breath if I fall asleep on my back for whatever reason. And I know this because either I'll wake myself up from an unnecessary snore or when I get up in the morning, the cat will be sleeping on her back snoring like a freight train [fuzzy troll] .
  9. YOURASS HAS DIED OF DYSENTERY LEFTNUT HAS DIED OF DYSENTERY RIGHTNUT HAS DIED OF DYSENTERY YOURMOM HAS DIED OF DYSENTERY So glad those floppy discs didn't save any data back then.
  10. She is Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo's littlest sister. Instead of nose-hair-fu, she has the power of snot-fu.
  11. Congratulations! Be prepared to look vaguely like this for the rest of your life...you'll have seen things...
  12. Dude. Double rainbows! What do they mean?
  13. Check X And X Mate And then this happened... "Get in the van" Maybe, maybe not. Discuss it when it happens! Later tonight.
  14. I already posted titties. And again someplace where you'll be going to in a couple of posts. Anyway, I like sausage egg mcmuffins if I'm doing the fast food morning thing. It may or may not make me sick but they are delicious either way.
  15. Ask the marketing people at 'Spencer's' without getting into the specifics so they can't run with it themselves. And I claim a cut of the profits for coming up with this horrible idea.
  16. The whole damn thing. It's my bed and I'll cover the whole dang thing if I want.
  17. Yeah, I'm not surprised that the first episode was ready to rock for the Tour thing. The majority of Season 7 was already in the bag by last Labor Day but was being tweaked along with Season 8 work. If it hadn't aired during the Green Tour, it would have aired at SDCC for sure as an advanced taste for the fans. I'm dancing in place about the book. It's still holding steady at July 31st release and I haven't been told my pre-order has been cancelled for my health yet.
  18. Whole stewed tomato in a jar full of that yellow Listerine that's mostly alcohol. And a little pink bow on top for 'girl' .
  19. [insert South Park video of 'so very very small' … ]
  20. Happy hatchday! You are still a fetus.
  21. For the rich asshole who actually pays for dandelion delivery. And now to be the fun killer, people actually make vitamin rich tea from dandelion roots as well as salads from the leaves and dandelion wine might still be a thing with hipsters. So other than people buying a bag or two in order to literally crop dust the neighborhood with yellow fuzzy happiness, some might want 'safe' seeds for an indoor window box or deranged greenhouse. FUN KILLER!
  22. Raccoons do. Thank you, 'Hoarders' , for that delightful trivia.
  23. To be fair, no one remembered to make a discussion thread for HunterxHunter last week which is why I broke down in the end and made it.
  24. I don't work at that kind of retail store. I also have my own office.
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