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katt_goddess

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  1. Language warning...
  2. Poor baby. Dump Casino goes kablowey and he is officially losing the Mar-a-lago helipad because the area only made an exception for it during an a active Presidency.
  3. Just in case there was any questions concerning that. I scalped that kid from Lazy Town for her wig too. In case there were any questions concerning that. Discuss!...
  4. My cat's asshole is a gateway to a dimension filled with horrible things. Whoever has been opening portals can stop now. Even the parakeets moved to the far side of their second cage.
  5. Mesh bike shorts. They are wearing mesh frickin' bike shorts. My guess is someplace that also sells size 16 heels because of the amount of material needed. Kinky, Malaysia, very kinky.
  6. It isn't so much the ice machine. It's the pop. The lines are plastic and require mandatory flushing out and super cleaning regularly otherwise the sugar syrups leave traces in the lines that breed bacteria because bacteria loves sugar. If the lines aren't maintained 100% [ which they rarely are because it's tedious ] , those buggy bits have a chance to build up and transfer to the soda as it gets pushed through the lines. Most people might not notice anything, some will blame the food if there are problems. It all depends on your particular health at the moment you took a sip.
  7. I joined to name a kitty they had found by the dumpster one day back in 2004 under the same name I'm on now.
  8. There's something quaint and entertaining about those old chapbooks [ yes, I know that one was printed in 2016 ] . The reviews for that one on Amazon scream 'same person / different address-account' though.
  9. Here ya go, champ. Starter video to ruin your balloon references because it contains the word 'pop' in it.
  10. Depends on the brand. There was one brand at the local natural food / import store that was just absolutely mouth wateringly delicious - both the pistachio and the rose varieties. They haven't carried it in awhile now and it makes a sad. You just really had to limit yourself because you would eat until you got sick. I plan to try stopping by there next week if it isn't blizzardy to pick up more dried herbs and random weird drinks. Fingers crossed the Turkish Delight has made a return.
  11. I'm still watching for that to pop up as a reason for why someone participated in the riots. 'I couldn't help myself! I was hypnotized by the drugged coochie-juice of antifa sluts! Also, it burns when I pee and Senator Slam-Patty won't return my calls.'
  12. So cold this morning I ripped the back of my ankle open and didn't even realize it until I got home from work and saw the blood on the back of my shoe.
  13. Damn it, now I want Turkish Delight.
  14. I look forward to seeing more 'Food Wars' . As both 'Assassination Classroom' and 'Food Wars' have both finished their mangas and both are on my list of mangas to potentially collect, being able to watch them in this particular manner gives me more time to consider which one to potentially start collecting first [ or better, allows one or the other to be re-released as omnibus forms ] . Plus, I've been craving cooking anime for some stupid reason. Probably because I microwave shit so much.
  15. For me, 'vacation' humor.
  16. How do you think I ended up getting a frickin' otamatone? Kitten videos - AMVs - anime crack - instrumentals - Dr Squatch commercial - Weird Al - piano tutorials - bongo cat - blue hamham...
  17. I actually do have an ancient t-shirt that declares 'Siberia - Land of Opportunity' .
  18. It was -36'F when I walked to work this morning. It was -13'F on the walk home. HEAT WAVE! Breaking out the bikini...
  19. It was either die on the sidewalk for science or end up at Denny's and then on the sidewalk.
  20. They are one with the sidewalk now. Literally.
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