katt_goddess

Punted for distance

A Dragon Ball themed yakuza mural... FUND IT.

I've spent two days trying to fix everything that was farked over in the last week while I was out. I'm still not caught up and the pile grows every day. I have until Saturday to clear everything before I'm out another week. Another week in which my office will be trashed again and I'll be expected to fix it again. I'd threaten to unplug my phone for next week but they know where I live. -.-;

Ah. He doesn't know anything near enough to warrant any attempt at working for NASA and he's fine with that because Texas still would suck more than Ohio.

This gives you a chance to come up with really cool backstories for any and all vomit stains you find on the floor [ and ceiling ] . You can move on to bald spots if you run out of vomits.

Translator activated [ because this is painful ] : Ohio may suck but Texas sucks worse and the only way he'd live in Texas was if the impossible happened and he got to be an astronaut - the only way Ohioans seem to be able to leave Ohio. Back to topic, never get into a bidding war for scoob. He's got Nabs out there right now earning more tattoo moneys.

It's like Cthulu holding a ray gun. And now you can't unsee.

No, I am not paying. Asking the inmates around here for tatt money / tatt skin ownership is a frightening idea.

Maybe that's what I'm pinging on. All I know is the stupid seemed familiar along with the name attached.

So who are the two lucky interns he's planning on jacking off with the tiny hands?

I swear, wasn't there a TheJosh on the old boards? That thread made my brain ouch. O.<

That's going to be my excuse the next time I get a 'family-sized' box of those things.

Counter argument. Considering how many of those 'dungeons' contained mushroom people [ probably dressed like princesses ] , Bowser is kinky for frilly 'shrooms.

It means that he thinks posting a pic from OANN without context makes all the arguments and that no one will be able to call him out on it because of that. Behold the token black dude that was supposedly paid by the liberul meduhs to storm the Capital on Jan 6th. He was the only one responsible, he totally did it, it was all in the name of ANTIFA and BLM, all those white dips in their maggot hats were just following his lead / orders because that's what really happened, yep-yep. This dude will spend more time in jail waiting to see a judge about potential bail than all the other dipshits pulled in combined. Failed to show the work again. F

Underpants stuffers who will need sports bras in 10 years to hold up their flabby man-tits when the steroids wear out. Got it.

Eww. I can almost smell the BO from just reading that.

Where may one go to procure 'simps' and is there a guarantee that they will buy me shit without any expectation whatsoever of my doing anything at all for them?

My boob itches.

You wanna go 'Fargo' , you need a woodchipper. It's a rule or something. And a dumb earflappy hat.

No woodchipper. 0/10