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My answer 'Unless you are really ready to start a new religion based around old people and virgin births, the answer is the same as it was 5 minutes ago - no' .

The only true use for sponge's gross asshole is as a ban screen. One day...one day...

Well, the hemorrhoid looked pretty 'healthy' . O.< Honestly, if there's that much of a demand for it other than the coronavirus thread in Rants just use the Food folder for all things related to health as far as I'm concerned. Eating good food is healthy, might as well have people posting their exercise ideas, recipes and general health concerns in there.

Some stiff. Feeds worms.

If you would kindly recheck my initial post in this thread, you would have seen that I did not, in fact, wish any hatchday merriments. I posted a 'day off' pic instead. I AM THE AWESOME! BAWHAHAHAHA!!!

I had to get the brain tickler test back in April but it came back negative. If I get it, it would have to be so sever I end up in the hospital because with my normal aches and pains, I wouldn't notice it otherwise.

? It's showing up fine for me that doesn't mean much for others depending on how they are seeing the site.

Bullcrap. I normally don't see a spider [ the bi-annual pulling of all the books to vacuum behind the cases doesn't count because I'm actively hunting the bastards then ] until I'm stepping into the shower. That's when some hairy mf magically appears right in the damn tub and I end up burning through most of the hot water sending its ass back to hell via the drain. That aside, whenever I see a huge flock of garbage gulls circling a parking lot, I kind of wonder if this is the time a giant squid will rise up through the asphalt and start throwing cars in all directions.

RaptorPat on his day off...

Yes please. Let's not talk about or post skimpy 'lolis' for the lols or as an attempt at titilation. Age of consent isn't a factor in the sequel as far as I'm aware. This has merely been a pre-emptive posting.

Is this just a cycle thing or did someone say something stupid to cause you to hate your current measurements / depression rearing its ugly skull again? Because you are quite fine the way you are and don't let anyone including the ugly skull tell you otherwise in order to make you feel bad for their amusements. If it's a cycle thing, meh, I do that too. The only reason I eat anything at all some days is because it doesn't take much for my blood sugar to drop. Otherwise, it can be days without food.

Drawing Down the Moon - Margot Adler 4 to go...

I realize that we are past this particular theme...but it popped up on my recommendations thingie since I've been watching the Torture Dance too many times this week. So I share it with y'all in the hopes of getting it stuck in someone else's head -

I've been on liquid and liquid-enough foods all week. I want pizza. Or wings. Hell, I'll even take a sub from Subway. Not even hungry, just want to gnaw on something.

Fresca is gross and you'd get the same health benefits drinking jet fuel. I'm tired of ice cream. Also, I think my nasturtium seedlings are sentient and plotting something. Naw, I think I'll go watch a movie before bed instead.

Enjoy all the cakes!

Heard it was officially your hatchday!

Frickin' a. Upgrading my internet crap shouldn't be the equivalent of Dante's trip through hell. Everything should be Nintendo : The Early Years - plug that shit in and it plays.

...I'm not sure if you made this or what but it was one of the first things to pop up googling 'athena cat' so it's either already yours or meant to be Happy hatchday!

I have to. She normally doesn't lick her butt while staring directly at me so we can all pretend that doesn't happen. But she will make that water dance until her paws are clean and I can't ignore the clumps settled on the bottom.

Everything tastes like raw hamburger meats.

Solutions and Other Problems - Allie Brosh 5 to go...

My cat washes her paws in her water bowl after using the litterbox. And then I have to rinse her bowl and get her fresh water because she's a stupid potty-paw.