NSAID

Alright. It's time to post anime. I. Got. This. I'm sure it's funny. Everybody's gonna laugh. You can do this. Cracking jokes on the Internet. People want to be my friend.

What I wouldn't give to be morning shift compatible

"I thought I threw up on these pants but they are good to go, except for all the holes" #blessed

The oldest reoccurring dream I can remember started in like 1st grade. First time I had it I was locked in the back seat of a car and it was moving around out of control and I remember it as two skeletons in the front seat. More of a straight up bad dream. Then I was in the passenger seat and would move to the driver;'s seat and it was still wildly out of control, and some vague sort of idk law enforcement would try to talk me through controlling it over the phone. The last few years I've had it I've been in the driver's seat and have been like. Trying to drive it semi passably, while still being way dangerous with tons of close calls since it's always locked/won't stop completely. Kinda makes sense in the progression from kid with married parents > older kid, one parent, cell phones kinda > adult who gets a ride places. I wonder if they would stop completely if I learned to drive

a single, very sharp bite of swiss cheese

My favorite song about getting shitfaced when I was a kid and also one of the first songs that gave me the revelation I could play a song on repeat for like twelve hours like nbd

In this economy?

Animal Taming: Feline

Making some incredibly rudimentary attempt at speaking language/impossibly vague hand gesture that absolutely no one should get anything from, but the bro understands immediately

I don't have a Philly accent, but I guess it's better than if it said Pittsburgh.

I used to listen to Hell Sounds a lot. End reminiscing.

The first thing was phlebotomist. Since I was like 5 I assume I asked a random person at a doctor's office what their job is and thought it sounded cool. Paleontologist. Used to love dinosaurs, don't remember anything about all the stuff I had memorized about them. Had a few random things I thought were cool (surgeon, chef, medical researcher) and would sort of learn about how to become one like I could compare the training and stuff, but stopped thinking about it in any significant way by the time I was like 10

Black and then green olives Artichoke Imitation crab/those little shrimp dudes Cucumber Blue cheese Red beet egg In some circumstances Dill pickles and pickled jalapeños

The only real hardship has been wondering if it's gonna do it again, forever But then if it ever does do that it'll be like hey, validation