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Mix

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  1. Let's eat him
  2. Unfortunately I've never actually come by one of those....have to get my booze the old fashioned way...at a party I wasn't invited to
  3. I'm awake I'm sober I'm working out These are the end times
  4. Steak and Shake I don't actually know what's on the menu, but i've been there several times at three in the morning and I've been told I enjoyed the food
  5. I thought he was going to say "a divorce" man's got money now....he can afford a better car, better house, and better ass
  6. all jokes aside, the one who got knocked out is a dead ringer for bucket Now i've only seen him once or twice, so i'm going to need someone else to confirm
  7. First off, we've been spelling his name wrong. He's not happy. Secondly, and this is a big one, he started life on a planet in another Galaxy. He says they "get him" and that he's happier than he's ever been. He just came back to get his stuff. I was totally blown away. I didn't know what to say. I was like, "wow, I didn't even believe in you," and he was like, "that's fair, I didn't believe in you." Now at that point I got a little angry. He seemed like we was taking shots, y'know. So I was like, "well fuck you then," and he responded, "What!? You wanna go, bitch." And things took their natural course as they do when a dude with magic fights a dude with no magic. Anyway, Geezus is a dick. And he left us for some new young bitches.
  8. No, I don't follow the Roman gods
  9. doesn't the mail man have it hard enough as it is
  10. Please disregard the previous post where as I was not incorrect, it has been brought to my attention that you did not mean what I thought you meant
  11. why would her website be infamous? she's just jerking balloon BBCs with her feet while she blows bubbles that her cat chases
  12. real gangsters don't tell you they're gangsters this isn't the 1930's
  13. what....I meant him....he's the idiot are we arguing that he's not....'cause, I mean
  14. well.....no one died
  15. no judgement here.....go get yours....everybody loves a good looking idiot
  16. according to the article, if he didn't go by you, he went through you
  17. inorite you know there's nothing going on there.....they were probably psyched to hear this come through on the scanner
  18. the older I get the more disillusioned i become with the concept of "game"
  19. Yes Just never leave North America
  20. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/11-year-old-boy-hijacks-crashes-school-bus-after-police-n1243018 I remember the rush to get home in time to watch Pokemon.
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